To have told this woman she's a fecking bitch

[mummahubba]

I probably was a bit unreasonable BUT I double parked to leave dc (very small babies) in the car outside the fish and chip shop while I ran in and picked up order. Bitch car parking woman called out to me from her van as I was walking in the shop that I was parked on a double yellow. Literally 1 second later she was outside putting a ticket on my car and I was literally out of my car for 3 min while I picked up lunch. I was incensed that she wasn't even on patrol but had spotted me from her van and gone out of her sodding way to give me a ticket. I was so angry I called her a fecking bitch and threw the ticket on the floor. Dc too young to notice. Bit embarrassed about anyone else who saw though. Miserable cow!

hurry up someone - bored now,

Ullena very kind of your DH. I'll have salt'n'vinegar on mine

Binky I am entitled to a free one...mn said so

Come on OP please say something else and then I can get back to my day job.

You should have gone to greggs instead!

I think she's saying that only BF mums with good jobs are allowed to park on double yellows outside chippies. But she forgot to explain that to the traffic warden.

Did no-one else notice that Macie is a moo?????????

I still want to know whose husband DolomitesDonkey is shagging. especially as I'm the MNer who lives nearest to her and DH said he'd be late home tonight

Chaotic, you may have share but you have to fight the cats for it

mitmoo- mitmoo mitmoo--

just as well her kids can't log and read this they'd be dead proud of 'er.

Thanks for entertaining me before the school run. One day I'll get to one of these threads early enough to play bingo!!

Oh well time to go and pick up the DC's so I can make them drink formula (even though they are in juniors) , poke them till they cry and then ignore them whilst making them lie next to me in bed whilst I shag DH and eat chips whilst swearing.

Ullena story of my life...only in my case it's usually the dog

I take it the OP isn't coming back to keep us entertained. I suppose I'll have to go and do some work instead...after this cup of tea of course.

This isn't fair (stamps foot). I ff but am divorced so no husband to shag in bed with my children.

Will the postman do? And what's the protocol for shagging whilst children in bed as mine are 8 and 10. Do I let them play on the xbox whilst it's going on, or will that be too distracting for me and the postie?

FF And cc?? Nah- you're thinking of NM!

I've been for a gander at her other threads too and they all seem quite normal and reasonable. Bad day OP?

Op have a for insulting a lot people on here

Vair good trolling.

@hobnobsaremyfave

I actually thought that HelenMumsnet was Mitmoo, but then I have always liked a good conspiracy theory.

How very dare you!

Yabu, I am breastfeeding not co sleeping, no cc and don't even shag while the baby is in the room, we have wipe clean sofas for a reason. - do I get an opinion?

I really fancy a saveloy right now.

I love the HelenMumsnet / Mitmoo conspiracy theory.
It would be brilliant

I really fancy mitmoo ANC chips right now!!

AND ffs not ANC. Jacob Zuma would not be impressed.

Why Rebecca - is it really you?