I do not ask for red sauce. I do not ask for brown sauce

[SoleSource]

I ask for HP or tomato ketchup please.

Asking for red sauce or brown sauce is just WRONG

AIBU?

yes yabu, you should be saying, aye, salt and sauce on everything - then being given chippy sauce.

Mayo is normal.

Not SoleSauce?

YANBU about red sauce

YABU about brown sauce as that should always be Daddies Sauce

Hahaha Worra.

It's red it brown in this house. (red is Heinz ONLY or hp for brown.)

But brown sauce is called brown sauce. HP is just a brand of it, like Heinz ketchup.

Absolutely, tabulah - salt and sauce is all you need to say, unless you're some sort of freak.

Red or brown sauce is right.

Salt and sauce is wrong wrong wrong

Brown sauce, be that HP or any other brand, is just fucking disgusting.

Red sauce, be that Heinz or value brands, is the dog's bollocks.

No gravy here. In the NE there is a chicken sauce that is sold tjere in the chippirs I have been told it is very nice.

I'm easy, I don't like either so Mayo on everything!

Yabu

I am a saucy snob. What can I say?

It's "ketchup" for red sauce but for HP it's "brown sauce".

I don't know why, it just is!

Ketchup is ketchup. Brown sauce is brown sauce. You don't call ketchup 'Hens' do you? Why HP/Daddies then?

Heins

Well tickle my tits until Friday!

YANBU

But have you tried HP with Guinness?

YANBU YANBU YANBU YANBU

Anyone tried the brown sauce with Branston?

I don't ask for sauce. It's chavvy.