I do not ask for red sauce. I do not ask for brown sauce

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I ask for HP or tomato ketchup please.

Asking for red sauce or brown sauce is just WRONG

AIBU?

A real condiment? WTAF! Squoosh you have ruined my life

Sorry! It is quite salty though if that's any consolation.

Gentleman's Relish

Tomato sauce or tomato ketchup. Red sauce is what you have with an ice cream!

HP is the brown sauce.

Wash your mouth out.Raspberry etc sauce not red is what goes on ice cream.My flab has never been.so ghasted.

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