I do not ask for red sauce. I do not ask for brown sauce

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I ask for HP or tomato ketchup please.

Asking for red sauce or brown sauce is just WRONG

AIBU?

brown sauce - can be H or Daddies
Tomato sauce - Heinz only

HP that was meant to say

They are both disgusting so YABU to ask for them at all

In my mums its Tomato sauce or brown sauce

I am now curious to know what's in brown sauce.

I like Brown Sauce and Red sauce mixed together with my sausages. Oh yes, my friends, in the Dragon house you really can have it all!

Well we have Grandad sauce (brown sauce) in our house. It is called this because I never used to buy it, then DD stayed with my parents and my Dad loves the stuff and now so does DD.

at HoneyDragon. You live your life on the edge don't you madam!

I like garlic mayo and curry sauce on my chip shop chips, with scraps on.

I love garlic mayo. Dh does not love me when I have garlic mayo though. I swear he's a frickin' vampire.

Id say tomato sauce or brown sauce (if it weren't gross).
Red sauce hahaha!

Lol krum

Is mustard then called yellow sauce??

It has to be HP if it's brown sauce or Heinz if it's red but you MUST ask for them in a lovely and very loud voice.

Mmm white sauce ay?

I believe that's called 'Gentleman's Relish' Krum and the less said about that the better . . .

Krum

oh I don't know what you mean, I was talking about mayonnaise rightfedup, get your mind out of the gutter!

Did anybody ever have Chop sauce? It was even stronger than Daddies, I loved it and haven't seen it for a few years.

Tomato sauce or ketchup here.

I don't like brown sauce. I do like red sauce. I have it on my beige sticks food. I had some the other day with my pink and white meat slices, and white with a yellow circle in flat things.

Gentleman's relish tastes of fish.

TiggyD, brilliant

Tiggyd lol!

I only occasionally allow red sauce with fried beige sticks but I prefer white egg sauce. If I ate a bright pink pig slice with flat wheat slices I might have brown sauce though.....

Tomato sauce and Brown sauce (HP or YR)

But why oh why don't British chipshops sell proper garlic sauce?

For ages I thought Gentlemen's Relish was a euphemism rather than an actual condiment.

In Edinburgh they don't have red sauce and they don't have brown sauce, they just have sauce.

Sauce is brown sauce diluted with vinegar (I think) and it's their default sauce. It's the old Calvinist spirit, considered too ostentatious and showy to have an array of sauces.

Tiggy you mean a sandwich?