to contemplate sneaking next door to do the sexuals with someone I just met when my children go to sleep?

[Alameda]

oldest child is 22 and a parent herself so they will probably survive

he's got really long arms and legs, an interesting Norwegian accent and is good at opening wine and is very friendly and nice - is what holidays are for, isn't it?

Can't C&P but would like to add:

Japan
Holland
Scotland

Ukraine can be added to the list

I can't believe you would contemplate this. What if you were so overcome by the sexuals that you fell asleep for 24 hours and your child had an accident? Does she know how to use the phone? I am calling SS.

Ecgwynn I think you should bypass the ss and go straight to Batman.

"The sexuals"? You have got to be Irish!

I had a lovely snog with a Norwegian about 16 years ago while volunteering at an international sporting event when I was at uni.

[goes a little misty eyed]

It's a good list.

I need to make my friend aware of this so she can contribute, but I can't think of a polite way of saying 'Hey, you've shagged a lot of guys from a lot of different countries so you're bound to have one not on the list!'

Its a minefield Minnie. Anyway you say is going to get you defriended very fast

I'll claim Portugal.

LOVE this thread. I can't add to the list as my (meagre amount of) conquests have already been listed.

Do you think she got a shag off of the Norwegian?

Can I add

Czech Republic
Switzerland
Holland
Denmark

I thought I had slept with a German, turns out he was from Wolverhampton and had put on a fake accent

Oh, I didn't see the end of the thread - there is now a list!

Denmark
Ireland
USA

Oh bollocks, I've just remembered that my lovely Norwegian snog turned out to be a Kiwi who had swapped team t-shirts with a Norwegian.

Still lovely though....

Adds Hawaii.

Has anyone Icelandic experience? This would be helpful in my latest fantasy.

Can I add

Angola
Tenerife
North Carolina (unless we are just doing USA as a whole then is doesn't matter!)

Singapore and Iran...yumyum to Iran

I was going to claim Canada, but berries beat me to it. (Was soooo good though! In a tent! In the snow! Up a mountain! )

Now I feel I need to contribute another country for the cause. Unfortunately this means I'll have to go into that part of my brain which has the door jammed shut, labelled 'memories of my wild youth'. I may be a while....

Have we done Portugal? I mean, I know I have, but is it on the list?

Anyone else wondering if the OP was sent back with a polite 'No unsolicited callers thank you' ?

Ffs still all mnet international shag list and no op update.

Whilst most of the comments have made me chuckle.....I wanna know if OP did the sexuals!!!

I can add Estonia, Chile & Malta.

I can add Kenya, Spain and Ireland

Yes OP, update please

I can add Hong Kong - gorgeous boy, sexiest bum on the planet!