to contemplate sneaking next door to do the sexuals with someone I just met when my children go to sleep?

[Alameda]

oldest child is 22 and a parent herself so they will probably survive

he's got really long arms and legs, an interesting Norwegian accent and is good at opening wine and is very friendly and nice - is what holidays are for, isn't it?

I managed Argentina (of scottish ancestry and living in Australia). And a Maori while holidaying in Vanuatu (surely bonus points there?)

And a Basque who turned out to be a bit of a Basquard, so I left him.

So, which country would win gold then?

I can add Madagascar to the list!!

Wow- look at us- the UN has nothing on our activities to enhance international relations!

We do seem to be getting through them. We need more contributions. I am certain we've done more countries. As if a mumsnetter hasn't shagged a Polish guy, or a Croatian or a Bulgarian.

Must of happened.

You're country needs you ladies!!!

*Your, fucking Ipad.

Darn it, I knew I should have gone to a kibbutz

Albania
Algeria
Andorra
Angola
Argentina
Australia
Bangladesh
Barbados
Belgium
Botswana
Brazil
Britain
Canada
Chile
China
Colombia
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Dagenham
Denmark
Ecuador
Egypt
Eire
England
Fiji
Finland
France
French Nigeria
Georgia
Germany
Greece
Greenland
Grenada
Hawaii
Hong Kong
Hungary
Iceland
India
Iran
Ireland (North)
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Jan Mayen
Japan
Jersey
Kenya
Korea
Leeds
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Malawi
Malaysia
Malta
Mexico
Mongolia
Montserrat
Morocco
Netherlands
Nigeria
Norway
NZealand
Pakistan
Palestine
Philippines
Philistine
Poland
Portugal
Russia
Samoa
Saudi Arabia
Scotland
Senegal
Singapore
South Africa
Spain
St Lucia
St Vincent
Sweden
Swedish Mexico
Switzerland
Tajikistan
Tenerife
Thailand
Trinidad
Tunisia
Turkey
Ukraine
Uruguay
USA
Wales
Yemeni
Zimbabwe

Alameda, how would you and DD feel about trawling Sassari for promising victims new friends from missing countries? (

Ah, Latvia has made the list. I was about to offer up my great-grandmother (who I am sure would have been a MNetter) who most definitely did Latvia.

[eyes unspellable Latvian middle name moodily]

Kungfu Latvia has not made the list. Well Done.

Your country thanks you for your efforts.

On behalf of my Great-Grandmother, I accept your thanks.

The gratitude of MN will no doubt make up for the enormous outrage she (very patriotic and English) apparently felt when required to apply to be naturalised during the war because her late husband was Latvian.

I think we can safely say that she was Not At All Happy.

I bet Latvian fury sounds brilliant!

This thread is brilliant :o

I have however now been reminded that all of my men have been English - I don't think any of them even span to the rest of GB... I am going to the olympic park next week tho - do you think DP will understand if I say I need to help out this MN cause??? :o

Will it count if I get him to dress up???

Alameda get on with it will you - some of us need the excitement

Lol @ 'ah, Norfolk'

For shame indeed TF

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How did you do that, Honey?

I'm back. I have been doing my pelvic floor muscles ready for my trip to the Olympic stadium.

If he has very long arms, can't he do at least some sexuals to you while you're still in your respective homes?

I can add a couple

Ghana (big cock)
Anguilla (so good still with that one 9 years later)

I'm almost tempted to start a mn, world shag olympics.

I've done it, a MN shags the world thread here add your contributions ladies.

Holds up lighter

'I'd like to teach the world to shag, in perfect harmony, I'd like to hold it I my hand (fnar) and keep it company'

Final update on this thread :)

Albania
Algeria
Andorra
Angola
Anguilla
Argentina
Australia
Bangladesh
Barbados
Belgium
Botswana
Brazil
Britain
Canada
Chile
China
Colombia
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Dagenham
Denmark
Ecuador
Egypt
Eire
England
Fiji
Finland
France
French Nigeria
Georgia
Germany
Ghana
Greece
Greenland
Grenada
Hawaii
Hong Kong
Hungary
Iceland
India
Iran
Ireland (North)
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Jan Mayen
Japan
Jersey
Kenya
Korea
Latvia
Leeds
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Malawi
Malaysia
Malta
Mexico
Mongolia
Montserrat
Morocco
Netherlands
Nigeria
Norway
NZealand
Pakistan
Palestine
Philippines
Philistine
Poland
Portugal
Russia
Samoa
Saudi Arabia
Scotland
Senegal
Singapore
South Africa
Spain
St Lucia
St Vincent
Sweden
Swedish Mexico
Switzerland
Tajikistan
Tenerife
Thailand
Trinidad
Tunisia
Turkey
Ukraine
Uruguay
USA
Wales
Yemen
Zimbabwe

Mumsnet has much to be proud of!

Very proud indeed.

Now get yourselves over to the other thread and help us conquer the world!

Thank you for all your fine work in alphabetising and collating our World Shagging Database garlicnutter

It has been an honour and a pleasure to serve the men of the world women of mumsnet, HipHop!