to contemplate sneaking next door to do the sexuals with someone I just met when my children go to sleep?

[Alameda]

oldest child is 22 and a parent herself so they will probably survive

he's got really long arms and legs, an interesting Norwegian accent and is good at opening wine and is very friendly and nice - is what holidays are for, isn't it?

Oops, I see Israel is already up there. I'm not sure Akrotiri counts though, it's not a country is it? And where on earth is Jan Meyen?

DH is from Zimbabwe - we've definitely done the sexuals

Greenland? now that Iceland has been done

Andorra? They have a Navy, you know.

I -did-- a Yemeni Israeli, garlic.

Jan Meyen sounds like a sex therapist.

Fingers all over the place, there.

I did improved relations with a member of the Yemeni Israeli community.

Ruby you omitting Holland has reminded me that I can claim that too .

oh wow how are there nearly 300 posts on here? and all much needed hilarity as some bastard(s) has/have been stealing from my bank account - freezing, of course, the one debit card I have with me (this is a rant not a begging message, unless you are in Sassari and feeling generous) and I have not even had a go on that Norwegian yet. He is quite dark and can even breathe through his nose unlike those 'Scandi' models that were on here the other day

Jan Mayen and ok I shall remove Akrotiri and Dhekelia as these are apparently not countries.

If anyone else can let me know if I've included other faux-countries, I have o idea about geography, I'm just good at copying and pasting and avoiding packing this morning

I'm updating the list btw, when some serious progress is made I'll post it again.

Come on Europe, surely some of you must have been at it with a few Eastern Europeans.

ALAMEDA what happened??? we've all been reminiscing about our past exotic shags whilst waiting for all the gory details of your night with naughty-norway!!

I opted instead for the sensual delights of sneaking into bed with my daughter because she has better air conditioning in her room

argh that is particularly ill-phrased

sensual delights of air conditioning, it was still saying 30C in my room

I am from Norfolk but I really didn't mean it like that

Ah, Norfolk.

I can claim the Phillipines to the list :)

Since Alameda hasn't done it, can someone else please claim Norway?

oi give me a chance! I am doing Impulse Control, last time I had sex with someone within an hour of meeting them it turned out he wanted to curl out a poo on my tits

I have indeed done made friends with Cyprus. Holland is down as Netherlands.

Alameda, what went wrong? I'm gutted to hear about your ID theft - has the bank given you access to emergency cash?

Albania
Algeria
Andorra
Angola
Argentina
Australia
Bangladesh
Barbados
Belgium
Botswana
Brazil
Britain
Canada
Chile
China
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Cyprus
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Dagenham
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England
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Germany
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Greenland
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Hong Kong
Hungary
Iceland
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Iran
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Jamaica
Jan Mayen
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Leeds
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Malawi
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Malta
Mexico
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Netherlands
Nigeria
Norway
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Samoa
Saudi Arabia
Scotland
Senegal
Singapore
South Africa
Spain
St Lucia
St Vincent
Sweden
Swedish Mexico
Switzerland
Tajikistan
Tenerife
Thailand
Trinidad
Tunisia
Turkey
Ukraine
Uruguay
USA
Wales
Yemeni-Israeli
Zimbabwe

Thank god the world now goes beyond Wales Well done, those ambassadors!

Alameda !!

And here are the results from the MN jury...

Norway ... null points!

EEuw, I can see why you're a little more cautious these days, Alameda

Oh, of course, sorry!

they put £50 into my daughter's account but did give me an emergency number in case of, I don't know, emergency?

So sorry to hear what happened! I hope it all gets worked out somehow.

Thank you though for giving us such a fun thread!

Please keep Norway on there btw, I've had the enormous pleasure of that one

If Israelis who were born in other countries count, then I can add in Georgia, Russia, Morocco and Tunisia.

I have racked my brains and counted on my fingers and toes and realised with that all the lucky men who have had sexuals with me are English. I can't even branch out as far as British. For shame.

TigerFeet, you are a poster girl for Land of Hope and Glory.