to contemplate sneaking next door to do the sexuals with someone I just met when my children go to sleep?

[Alameda]

oldest child is 22 and a parent herself so they will probably survive

he's got really long arms and legs, an interesting Norwegian accent and is good at opening wine and is very friendly and nice - is what holidays are for, isn't it?

Goodness the Swedes are easy! There are hardly any people living in Sweden but most of us have shagged a Swede

Perhaps the Norway/Italy sexuals are still ongoing?

I can't stop laughing at this

"Can I add Malaysia and Scotland to the list please?"
Did my but for a MN cause and a fine time was had

I hope you used plenty of lube?

On my screen we MN'ers now have a 10" list of countries we've done the sexuals with.

[woop woop]

OP where are you - aren't you proud of what we have done in your absence? Come tell us all of you night-time adventures!!

Gosh, amazing shag stamina!

Have a couple of for afterwards

Albania
Algeria
Angola
Australia
Bangladesh
Barbados
Brazil
Britain
Canada
Chile
Czech Republic
Dagenham
Denmark
Ecuador
Egypt
Eire
England
Fiji
France
French Nigeria
Germany
Greece
Grenada
Hawaii
Hong Kong
Hungary
India
Iran
Ireland (North)
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Japan
Jersey
Kenya
Korea
Leeds
Malawi
Malta
Mexico
Mongolia
Montserrat
Morocco
Netherlands
Nigeria
Norway
NZealand
Pakistan
Palestine
Philistine
Poland
Portugal
Samoa
Saudi Arabia
Scotland
Senegal
Singapore
South Africa
Spain
St Lucia
Sweden
Swedish Mexico
Switzerland
Tajikistan
Tenerife
Thailand
Trinidad
Tunisia
Turkey
Ukraine
Uruguay
USA
Wales

What about Alameda's Norwegian Next Door In Italy? Huh? Huh?
I do hope they're just finishing their morning shag, before ambling out together for a snoggy breakfast :)

Loved the Canadian in a tent in the snow!

I have wasted so many years being married to twats, when I should have been colouring in my (out of date) world atlas.

Blimey, I can't keep up with Mumsnet's international entente cordiale

Albania
Algeria
Angola
Australia
Bangladesh
Barbados
Brazil
Britain
Canada
Chile
Czech Republic
Dagenham
Denmark
Ecuador
Egypt
Eire
England
Fiji
Finland
France
French Nigeria
Germany
Greece
Grenada
Hawaii
Hong Kong
Hungary
India
Iran
Ireland (North)
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Japan
Jersey
Kenya
Korea
Leeds
Malawi
Malaysia
Malta
Mexico
Mongolia
Montserrat
Morocco
Netherlands
Nigeria
Norway
NZealand
Pakistan
Palestine
Philistine
Poland
Portugal
Samoa
Saudi Arabia
Scotland
Senegal
Singapore
South Africa
Spain
St Lucia
Sweden
Swedish Mexico
Switzerland
Tajikistan
Tenerife
Thailand
Trinidad
Tunisia
Turkey
Ukraine
Uruguay
USA
Wales

Has anybody done improved relations with Yemen or Zanzibar? It looks a bit strange with the world ending at Wales.

See I knew my idea for a collective effort was a good'un. We're almost there.

Although missing China, Belgium, Romania, Lithuania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Armenia, Russia, various South American places. As well as Vietnam, Cambodia and other large parts of Asia and Oceania.

Must try harder ladies.

Russia and China are massive countries, someone must of?!

I'll claim China....

I can add one for each end.
Argentina
St. Vincent

Look, I will have to do Iceland for the sake of the list.

I claim Iceland as long as it doesn't have to be full penetrative sex

Can I play??

I can add Botswana and Lithuania!

Can add Colombia

and Luxembourg

Oh, good work ladies!

Albania
Algeria
Angola
Argentina
Australia
Bangladesh
Barbados
Botswana
Brazil
Britain
Canada
Chile
China
Colombia
Czech Republic
Dagenham
Denmark
Ecuador
Egypt
Eire
England
Fiji
Finland
France
French Nigeria
Germany
Greece
Grenada
Hawaii
Hong Kong
Hungary
Iceland
India
Iran
Ireland (North)
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Japan
Jersey
Kenya
Korea
Leeds
Luxembourg
Malawi
Malaysia
Malta
Mexico
Mongolia
Montserrat
Morocco
Netherlands
Nigeria
Norway
NZealand
Pakistan
Palestine
Philistine
Poland
Portugal
Samoa
Saudi Arabia
Scotland
Senegal
Singapore
South Africa
Spain
St Lucia
St Vincent
Sweden
Swedish Mexico
Switzerland
Tajikistan
Tenerife
Thailand
Trinidad
Tunisia
Turkey
Ukraine
Uruguay
USA
Wales

Oh dear I feel terribly parochial. I have only shagged brits, even though I am quite well travelled.

Oh, and Belgium.

Its a good effort ladies, but we still have a way to go, these are whats left :

Afghanistan
Akrotiri
Andorra
Anguilla
Antarctica
Antigua and Barbuda
Argentina
Armenia
Aruba
Ashmore and Cartier Islands
Austria
Azerbaijan
Bahamas, The
Bahrain
Bassas da India
Belarus
Belize
Benin
Bermuda
Bhutan
Bolivia
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Bouvet Island
British Indian Ocean Territory
British Virgin Islands
Brunei
Bulgaria
Burkina Faso
Burma
Burundi
Cambodia
Cameroon
Cape Verde
Cayman Islands
Central African Republic
Chad
Christmas Island
Clipperton Island
Cocos (Keeling) Islands
Comoros
Congo, Democratic Republic of the
Congo, Republic of the
Cook Islands
Coral Sea Islands
Costa Rica
Cote d'Ivoire
Croatia
Cuba
Cyprus
Dhekelia
Djibouti
Dominica
Dominican Republic
El Salvador
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Ethiopia
Europa Island
Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas)
Faroe Islands
French Guiana
French Polynesia
French Southern and Antarctic Lands
Gabon
Gambia, The
Gaza Strip
Georgia
Ghana
Gibraltar
Glorioso Islands
Greenland
Guadeloupe
Guam
Guatemala
Guernsey
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Guyana
Haiti
Heard Island and McDonald Islands
Holy See (Vatican City)
Honduras
Iceland
Indonesia
Iraq
Isle of Man
Jan Mayen
Jordan
Juan de Nova Island
Kazakhstan
Kiribati
Korea, North
Korea, South
Kuwait
Kyrgyzstan
Laos
Latvia
Lebanon
Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
Liechtenstein
Macau
Macedonia
Madagascar
Maldives
Mali
Marshall Islands
Martinique
Mauritania
Mauritius
Mayotte
Micronesia, Federated States of
Moldova
Monaco
Mongolia
Mozambique
Namibia
Nauru
Navassa Island
Nepal
Netherlands Antilles
New Caledonia
Nicaragua
Niger
Nigeria
Niue
Norfolk Island
Northern Mariana Islands
Oman
Palau
Panama
Papua New Guinea
Paracel Islands
Paraguay
Peru
Philippines
Pitcairn Islands
Poland
Puerto Rico
Qatar
Reunion
Romania
Russia
Rwanda
Saint Helena
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
San Marino
Sao Tome and Principe
Saudi Arabia
Serbia and Montenegro
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Slovakia
Slovenia
Solomon Islands
Somalia
South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
Spratly Islands
Sri Lanka
Sudan
Suriname
Svalbard
Swaziland
Syria
Taiwan
Tanzania
Timor-Leste
Togo
Tokelau
Tonga
Tromelin Island
Turkmenistan
Turks and Caicos Islands
Tuvalu
Uganda
United Arab Emirates
Uzbekistan
Vanuatu
Venezuela
Vietnam
Virgin Islands
Wake Island
Wallis and Futuna
West Bank
Western Sahara
Yemen
Zambia
Zimbabwe

Surely we can complete Europe? Not one of you has shagged Cyprus?!

Also does it count if the person is born there but grew up here?

I'll add Cyprus and Israel. Other MNetters have got the rest covered .

Aw my Greece and South Africa have already been done :o