to hate some mumsnet vocabulary

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shouty, stabby, dear husband, dear son etc.

You're right OP. We'll all stop using them forthwith, as we want to sound at least 11 years old.

Ooh I don't know if elephants have AF

feck it I used the fecking dreaded AF, it gets us all in the end

11? Bloody hell. I don't know if I can manage that.

Ooh I don't know if elephants have AF

Can you imagine the size of their tampons?

It looks like some other mammals menstruate (including elephants, apparently)! Others menstruate 'covertly' - i.e. re-absorb the uterine lining internally. Now that is clever! Why haven't we evolved to do that?

I love stabby and have only just discovered it, I intend to use it more in real life. I hate the face and the biscuit bullshit icons.

I have only ever seen DH DD etc on Mumsnet. Since 1995 using the interweb, nowhere else I have seen them.

I don't find any of these things nearly as annoying as people who don't use punctuation, grammar, spelling and paragraphs.

Those people make me stabby.

Backs away from Tee.

''Oh. Well. Then don't say them?

Solved!''

Would this be the correct punctuation and grammar in your previous post Tee?

I am not one to talk as when I post on my phone I tend to miss punctuation but to say you are stabby about punctuation and then not use it correctly yourself is a little hypocritical.

OP you are draining my happiness.

Tell me, exactly, where that punctuation is wrong?

It is completely correct and if you read it out loud, following the pausing and emphasis conventions for full stops, question marks and exclamation points, you will sound just like me.

As I know everyone does. Wants to sound like me, I mean.

How Northernexile?

Are you feeling a bit stabby today, OP?

Have a and a and chillax a bit.

Fenton, you just made the list...

i would like to sound like tee, but without the capitals. tee lite.

I used stabby for the first time in rl the other day. Didn't realise I got it from MN

There's things that annoy all of us, but you will see these words here a lot. Not worth getting het up about!

No capitals? ::faints::

What will Chaos say?!?!?!?!

(That may be improper punctuation, and too much of it, but I am too shocked to care right now.)

It is incorrect grammar and punctuation for a written piece of writing Tee but would be ok for speech. If writing this there shouldn't be a full stop between oh and well as well is not a sentence in itself. ''Then don't say them?'' is not a question so does not need a question mark.

So correct for a chat forum then?

I wasn't getting 'het up' Norternexile. I simply said I hated these words. It seems to me that it is other people who are getting 'het up'