to hate some mumsnet vocabulary

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shouty, stabby, dear husband, dear son etc.

We are all trying to think of DTD variations aren't we.

Yes.

[sigh]
we are rubbish.

Dance the dildo
Dig the dick

Speak for yourself, Pag.

Dangle The Dongle

TEO! I think of you as such a lady and above such things!

Diddle the dong

These are starting to sound like characters from pre school tv.

What kind of pre-school TV are you watching Pag and where do I sign up?

I'm sorry. I was thinking of Dill the dog from the herbs. Him or muffin the mule.

Baby dancing or BD'ing as they call it makes me very very stabby. As does SWI - completely shit.
This thread is nearly as good as the nauseating FB status thread, excellent work.

I thought "boak" was onomatopoeic?!?!

I absolute hate "right" before some tedious saga. The "right" to me implies that everyone should be on tenterfuckinghooks about some fairly boring story.

It Gets right on my tits big style.
I also hate boak

But i did use "bleurgh" in a note to ds school explaining why he was off last week ......"he was feeling generally bleurgh". There was no other word to describe his symptoms.

What is SWI?

I have hidden depths, Tee.

I use 'Right' a lot, Kenny. Sorry. But more in a 'I have gathered my wandering thoughts and am ready to talk about this' kind of way.

SWI is shagging with intent

I like "tenterfuckinghooks". That kind of swearing I love, throwing a bit of a swear in the middle of a phrase or word- absofuckinglutely .

Layers, like an onion, LEO?

I use right at the end of posts a lot. As in 'Right, I really must get off MN and figure out where my son might be.' *

*Note: I know where he is. He's in bed.

I fucking detest 'ewww', 'eewwww' and any other number of Es followed by any number of fucking Ws being used to express a level of disgust.

It reminds me vividly of Britney cunting Spears on some chat show interjecting her pathetic blubbing with it while talking about her break up with J Timberlake.

(I know it didn't originate on MN but it's the only place I ever see it written.)

I am never sure what to make of EWCM on conception threads. I think it means that "your cervical mucus is like egg white," but I always think it means "cervical mucus that makes you go ewww."

Similarly OMG reminds me of OMD [stuck in the 80s emoticon]. I don't know what I think it must stand for - Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Gark, I suppose.

I think that when i see OMG too Balloon!

How come it is > and not action like in other cyper places? That's what I want to know.

Though I like ::action::

Why can't people just write "husband" or "son"? Is there a tax on keystrokes?

I hate people putting .com after things, bored.com etc.
Makes me stabby

They might write .com but I see .fuckoffyouarenotawebsiteyoucunt

bored.com is a great site. If one is bored.

Conjunctivitis.com is a sight for sore eyes.

Whenever I see somethingridiculous.com I read the suffix as <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&biw=1024&bih=639&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=qF_yvJ252hscQM:&imgrefurl=www.flickr.com/photos/poorusher/2218083169/&docid=6mNAqJTtIcAe5M&imgurl=images.newstatesman.com/resource/33350.jpg&w=300&h=250&ei=e-MGUIOoHYyEhQf6-ZjPBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=520&vpy=326&dur=1850&hovh=200&hovw=240&tx=123&ty=194&sig=116150552075259531737&page=1&tbnh=130&tbnw=156&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:0,i:138" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dot Cotton