to hate some mumsnet vocabulary

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shouty, stabby, dear husband, dear son etc.

Theo yes there is. You owe me me £378.96 payable now.

i don't like capital letters. they look untidy. this is the internet. capitals are not required.

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Honey, cheque is in the post

::bathes Chaos' head with cologne::