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to hate some mumsnet vocabulary

230 replies

alphabite · 17/07/2012 10:54

shouty, stabby, dear husband, dear son etc.

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Tee2072 · 17/07/2012 11:15

Honey, you have no idea. Grin

There you go, Worra. Hardly going to be used on MacConvosUsernet now is it? Grin

alphabite · 17/07/2012 11:15

Haha. I love how people are trying to defend such stupid words.

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alphabite · 17/07/2012 11:15

shouty and stabby make people sound about 10.

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ElephantsCanRemember · 17/07/2012 11:15
Amykins · 17/07/2012 11:16

Or five.

Tee2072 · 17/07/2012 11:17

If you must use 'creepy wee brackets' please use 2 on each end.

One on each end is opening and closing HTML tags.

WorraLiberty · 17/07/2012 11:17
alphabite · 17/07/2012 11:17

Thanks Amykins.

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SilverSixpence · 17/07/2012 11:18

I find all the copycat sweary 'wordplay' usernames very irritating. One or two are clever e.g TheCunningStunt but every other person has a name like that now

EarnestDullard · 17/07/2012 11:18

I'm pretty sure MN doesn't invent any of its own vocabulary. It's all imported from elsewhere and gets adopted because it's appropriate, useful shorthand, or whatever.

But nobody is forcing you to use it OP. Type whatever you want.

LentillyFart · 17/07/2012 11:19

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TouTou · 17/07/2012 11:21

I LOATHE the Hmm emoticon when one poster says it to another tounderline how deluded and how very, terribly wrong they are in what they say.

There was one woman who did it recently on a staffie thread and it made me think that at the end of ever posting she was sticking her tongue out like some lisping, spoilt Violet Elizabeth Bott from Just William. You may as well put
"so nah-Nah-NAH"! as far as I read it.

WorraLiberty · 17/07/2012 11:21

As far as ideas go, that's not a bad one at all Lentilly Grin

LetsKateWin · 17/07/2012 11:21

'said'

So I knocked on said door etc etc

TouTou · 17/07/2012 11:22

I think I just got a bit stabby and shouty above (both of which I like)

I like DH,DS etc as Just H and S doesn't stand out enough easily.

eurochick · 17/07/2012 11:22

I'm another one who cannot stand the tweeness of DH, DD, etc. So I refuse to use them.

I'd never seen them used on any other forum before I joined MN.

WorraLiberty · 17/07/2012 11:24

euro, I refused for ages but succumbed to the laziness in the end Grin

It does make me laugh though how most of us (me included) hate lazy text speak....yet here we all are typing DD, DS, DH, DP etc...

ElephantsCanRemember · 17/07/2012 11:24

The only acronymn I really get stabby at hate is AF. It is a period Stop calling it Aunt fucking Flo!

alphabite · 17/07/2012 11:24

LentillyFart I have no towering intellect and certainly never said I did. I simply hate some childish words used on here. No need to take it too far and become malicious.

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Amykins · 17/07/2012 11:26

Indeed aphabite

TheVermiciousKnid · 17/07/2012 11:26

Oh no, Worra. Not all of us have succumbed to DH, DS, DD etc. Some of us have standards.

Grin
Tee2072 · 17/07/2012 11:28

Just for the record, BTW, I don't actually use DS or DH. I just type 'my husband' or 'my son'.

You could do the same, alphabite.

BTW2, neerneer boo boo is childish. DS and DH are just shorthand.

HTH!

alphabite · 17/07/2012 11:29

I was more meaning stabby and shouty as childish, not DS DH.

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VikingVagine · 17/07/2012 11:30

Personally I feel the D in DH, DS etc. stands for all sorts of things (daft, deluded, dangerous, drunk, derailed, deaf, diabolical and occasionally dear).

Tee2072 · 17/07/2012 11:32

Oh. Well. Then don't say them?

Solved!