To ban strapless wedding dresses being manufactured over a size 12?

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Bloody things. Everywhere. Cliche. Dull
But fat arms backs ew.
And back hamsters.

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And looking nice is quite worthless if you don't have a personality to match.

Well said, BelleTheBeatnik!

I would love to see a troll in a strapless frock. That hairy back and those hairy toes peeping out. Very cute.

Troll on her wedding day.

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But does it matter what size the troll it, Frontpaw?

Lol at pies. :)

wedding troll

The fatter the better...

Wasn't Marilyn Monroe a size 16... And that pink strapless frock in 'Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend' - wow!

my wedding dress was strapless it was a size 12 i dont think i looked fat at all tbh in fact probably the only photos i have that i think i look nice in

There was a picture of kelly osbourne in a sleeveless dress. It looked like she had a vagina under her arm.

Neverknowingly...your cakes are amazing.

The size 16 Marilyn thing is a myth. She had a 22 inch waist. Modern day size 16 waist is about 34 inches is it not?

They look good on nobody.

Everybody looks better with straps or sleeves.

Marilyn Monroe was NOT a current day size 16 fgs.

Marilyn Monroe was NOT a current day size 16 fgs.

Could we also ban white wedding dresses?

They are just a long-lasting fashion trend.

Damn that Victoria and her bad taste

And while we're on the topic. EXFOLIATE THINE UPPER ARMS

Corn beef does not look good

My wedding dress had thick straps but I wish it had had sleeves. Mind you it was a very hot day so I would have roasted.

MM was NOT a size 16. I wish I knew where that nonsense came from. I am a 14/16 and about six inches taller than she was. She was about the same size as kylie minogue ffs.

I lament the lack of a sleeve in everyday life.

Really? Hang on... Off to google.

Ok she was a 12 - not sure if that was UK or UK... Off to google some more... 36-23-37. Shit, I had a figure once, sigh.... That would be an 8 and not a 0!

Average size: now waist 30' hips 36, in the 1950s it was waist 27.5, hips 39.

Most gals have to be told they look "sssssstunning" on their wedding day with the ssssss over pronounced

Hate strapless wedding dressed full stop. Why are they do popular???

Lace wedding dresses going the same way now.

Has anyone been to a wedding where the bride wore trousers?

does this look like a size 16 to you?