AIBU to put salt directly on my fanjo?

[loopylou6]

Ok. So, this morning I woke up with a slight pain down there, I am on so thought the towel had irratated me in the night. Have plodded on today thinking I might have thrush, but after a bonk sex with dh just, I realised the pain is coming from my left hand side clit flap (iykwim?) Sooo,my mum told me if I ever have problems with the under carrage I should have a salt bath, but I decided rather than beating round the bush ( bahahaha) I should just apply straight salt.

It stung like hell and dh demanded I wshed it off (i rinsed with a flannel)

So, is my fanny gonna fall off?

I'd be more worried about your DH's demands!

Have you been at the ??

you put salt on a sore fanjo?

I though you were going to say you had a very major slug problem

god almighty.....

i needed that laugh thankyou, sorry about the fanny fall off thingy.

Noooo dh means well, and yes Ive been at the wine and brandy but dh did tell me about slugs which rather worried me

YABU only cause I now have to think about your periody post sex salty vadge, thanks for that image.

And no I aint a troll op either

WHY ON EARTH?!! I hope you didn't use your dining table salt sprinkler...yuck.

Holy fucking Moly. They're all out tonight aren't they!

I think it's probably the salt water that's supposed to soothe and heal things, rather than just chucking salt at your foof, but I don't think anything will actually fall off. Next time listen to your mum. Unless she tells you to, I dunno, pour vinegar on your arse or something obviously.

I use sudocrem when I have chaffing, redness, etc. Might be kinder than using salt!

Fox, you're lucky you aint DH, I made him inspect with a torch after the deed hes now in bed

Please don't let 'clit flap' catch on as a mumsnet word

Might aswell go all out and add a splash of vinegar.

Oh God I can't breathe. I realise this is not helpful to your salty fanjo ((FFS, that autocorrected to Rambo.)

Its remarkable how many of you click on fanjo theads, like moths to a flame

of course you are being unreasonable. You wouldn't rub sugar into it would you? or butter?

Oh ffs dont make me laugh, my fanjo hurts

Ummm I dunno donnie, I might...

can't stop laughing long enough to say something funny about salt/eating out/etc

Fish and chips anyone?

What ailment would necessitate a buttery minge? The mind boggles.