AIBU to put salt directly on my fanjo?

[loopylou6]

Ok. So, this morning I woke up with a slight pain down there, I am on so thought the towel had irratated me in the night. Have plodded on today thinking I might have thrush, but after a bonk sex with dh just, I realised the pain is coming from my left hand side clit flap (iykwim?) Sooo,my mum told me if I ever have problems with the under carrage I should have a salt bath, but I decided rather than beating round the bush ( bahahaha) I should just apply straight salt.

It stung like hell and dh demanded I wshed it off (i rinsed with a flannel)

So, is my fanny gonna fall off?

Dont you cure meat with salt?
Seems reasonable assumtion to make that it would cure your flap thing.

cured meat

It worked

So it was a good idea after all :)

Crying at clit flap and candle related minge burn :o

I have such a hangover. (from alcohol I mean, not clit flaps) it did the bloody job tbf tho, when I woke up this morning and remembered what I did I half expected my Danny to have dried up to nothing-ness

Fanny* ffs.

Is Danny your pet slug perhaps? I clicked on this expected a human tequila slammer type thing. I am disappointed.

Nope Danny is what my galaxy note insists my Fanjo is called

now that i've stopped rolling on the floor laughing...
a salt bath is a bath with a bit of salt in, not a bath in salt! oh dear.
how's your fanjo now? [did i really ask that?]
use a bit of savlon. nice and ...warming...

Love its fine now, the over kill of salt must of cured it