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AIBU to put salt directly on my fanjo?

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loopylou6 · 29/06/2012 22:26

Ok. So, this morning I woke up with a slight pain down there, I am on so thought the towel had irratated me in the night. Have plodded on today thinking I might have thrush, but after a bonk sex with dh just, I realised the pain is coming from my left hand side clit flap (iykwim?) Sooo,my mum told me if I ever have problems with the under carrage I should have a salt bath, but I decided rather than beating round the bush ( bahahaha) I should just apply straight salt.

It stung like hell and dh demanded I wshed it off (i rinsed with a flannel)

So, is my fanny gonna fall off? Confused

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cocolepew · 30/06/2012 00:04

Dont you cure meat with salt?
Seems reasonable assumtion to make that it would cure your flap thing.

laurenamium · 30/06/2012 00:06
Mrsjay · 30/06/2012 00:07

cured meat

loopylou6 · 30/06/2012 15:31

It worked Grin

So it was a good idea after all :)

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IslaValargeone · 30/06/2012 15:37

Crying at clit flap and candle related minge burn :o

kotinka · 30/06/2012 15:39

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loopylou6 · 30/06/2012 15:54
Grin

I have such a hangover. (from alcohol I mean, not clit flaps) it did the bloody job tbf tho, when I woke up this morning and remembered what I did I half expected my Danny to have dried up to nothing-ness

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loopylou6 · 30/06/2012 15:55

Fanny* ffs.

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shrinkingnora · 30/06/2012 16:03

Is Danny your pet slug perhaps? I clicked on this expected a human tequila slammer type thing. I am disappointed.

loopylou6 · 30/06/2012 16:07

Nope Danny is what my galaxy note insists my Fanjo is called

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lovebunny · 30/06/2012 16:33

now that i've stopped rolling on the floor laughing...
a salt bath is a bath with a bit of salt in, not a bath in salt! oh dear.
how's your fanjo now? [did i really ask that?]
use a bit of savlon. nice and ...warming...

loopylou6 · 30/06/2012 17:13

Love its fine now, the over kill of salt must of cured it Grin

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