AIBU to put salt directly on my fanjo?

[loopylou6]

Ok. So, this morning I woke up with a slight pain down there, I am on so thought the towel had irratated me in the night. Have plodded on today thinking I might have thrush, but after a bonk sex with dh just, I realised the pain is coming from my left hand side clit flap (iykwim?) Sooo,my mum told me if I ever have problems with the under carrage I should have a salt bath, but I decided rather than beating round the bush ( bahahaha) I should just apply straight salt.

It stung like hell and dh demanded I wshed it off (i rinsed with a flannel)

So, is my fanny gonna fall off?

Seasoning your clit flaps?! Respect.

Say a salty hi to your DH signet lol

Menstrual blood, salt and mayo - starting to sound like a dodgy kebab!!!

Boom

Yes. I can now confirm that I have seasoned clit flaps. It should debut on a Chinese menu.

Imagine? Umm I'll have a portion of your salted clit flaps please.

Cheers loopy and all of you fabulous MNers on this thread.

I have laughed so hard at reading it all, I lost control and let rip with the loudest series of farts. DH has since gone to bed muttering in digust telling me to be more in control of my emotions. He didn't see the funny side of a salty fanjo unlike his pmsl farty wife

Pmsl signet

Oh go, my Mother insisted that salt, was a frigging cure for everything, I really doubt salt on the fanjo is a good idea though.

Omg. Seriously you all need to stop it, I keep bursting out in crazed laughter, I feel like a loon

put the flannel in the wash and have a bath with more

my Danny feels ace tho

Oh crap I meant fanny. I have no idea who Danny is...

a friend at school at 3 mishaps in one week

a.pulled out all eyelashes on 1 eye upper lid when curling them
b.over plucked eyebrows leaving thin stumps
c.taped cotton wool soaked in tcp to a spot on her forehead for a bit - stained her forehead yellow

I think we all have these moments

Whoever he is, he won't thank you for the salt

Oh my good lord. You salted it like a slug!

Ive namechanged my fanny to Danny

That cheered me up !!!! :)

Actually pmsl at clit flaps

Danny de Vito? Small and balding?

Now I bet when this happens to Delia Smith, she only ever uses Maldon Salt.

Don't worry, at least you didn't put Cif down there like the last fanjo thread I saw...

Flannels are gross. Have a shower.

OMG thank you for the laugh. We need the little guy rolling on his back laughing icon I'm crying laughing here. Salt on the fanjo is one thing, salt of a tender sore bit on the old flap is Well now we all know not to try this.