Bloody teacher

[Busylondonmum]

Phoned me to say ds nOt healthy cus had a crisp sandwich jelly mars and mini cheddars for dinner. That is healthy and he picked himself and if I give him salad will starve as he doesn't eat b4 school cus I don't have a car and he picked his own lunch box which is Olympics somolimpics is healthy so we r a healthy family.
And she woke up baby when she phoned now I can't watch corrie and I feel so very sad for me.

And I don't know why she is looking at his dinner isn't that against his human right to confidentiality?

Blast, try this one instead.

This just made my day.

Particularly the druggie nitty part.

" Miss, our Mercedes is on solid foods now. Aye, she had fish and chips in the blender last night."

Actual conversation.

*I will write down all your names and none of u druggie nitty mums can join my net

Goodmumnet

I will let all the nice ones join and I'm gonna put pictures on mine and you can see that his teeth are nice now and no bloody teachers allowed. And we will have nights out together and things and then u will wish u had been nicer to me*

Feck. I was a nitty mum and I was a bloody teacher.
Anyone want to join

Badmumnet

or even

Bummumnet

I salute you OP - I have had a shitsandwich* of a day and you have actually put a smile on my face.

You forgot to add a greg's sausage roll - protein

*cheese and onion flavour why thank you for asking

MarkGruffalo, my DH once told me that he had been given a 'shitsandwich' at work. I said - i know what you mean. i hate it when you get to a lunch meeting late - there are only ever savoury coleslaw ones left.