Bloody teacher

[Busylondonmum]

Phoned me to say ds nOt healthy cus had a crisp sandwich jelly mars and mini cheddars for dinner. That is healthy and he picked himself and if I give him salad will starve as he doesn't eat b4 school cus I don't have a car and he picked his own lunch box which is Olympics somolimpics is healthy so we r a healthy family.
And she woke up baby when she phoned now I can't watch corrie and I feel so very sad for me.

And I don't know why she is looking at his dinner isn't that against his human right to confidentiality?

me staff - see i am rich but common !

And u can't read and u r all stoned cus I didn't giv him Ice I ATE ice.

Bet he can't run faster than my DS though, none of that rachel's organic nonsense here, we grow our own veg.

Well done, that is an infinitely more normal thing to have done.

Well I iron my knickers so there!

Fuck. You iron your pillowcases? Really? This thread was quite funny until I read that. Now I feel like a shit mum.
Any other tips, stuff I should be doing OP?

I haven't flown my herd of pigs for weeks , perhaps my butler will muck them out while I ride a unicorn to school

And normal and not snobs net and if u have to grow your own veg then u can come because that is ok cus that's what poor people did in the war too SEE I help him with his school work so I am a much better mum than all of u and original he's not an infant and I'm not an infant he is year 2 s he's juniors

Brilliant. Just brilliant

PMSL - you iron your pillowcases? What about your sheets? teatowels? underwear?

Can't wait to see normalmumsnetwhoaren'tallorganicstonedcunts.com

Yes op please impart done more parenting tips.

I want 2 b a normal mum cos evry1 on here is stuck up and my kids have been to a&e but it was not my fawt cos I wasnt in the pub

What else shud I b doin.

And btw your iPad spell check is bullshit because mine just tried to autocorrect nearly every word in that post so ner

youre all mingers cuz u wear boden PMSL

When my DCs were in year 2 it was still infants, perhaps that's where my school went wrong.
DD was so proud to move to juniors in Y3, now I'll have to tell her she was a year too late

I don't get stoned, that would make me want to eat shit like crisp sandwiches, jelly mars and mini cheddars.

Inmysparetime-I said u were stoned!
U need a routine for cleaning. I clean every room everyday and I don't have any mess and the nappies go STRAIGHT in the bin and when the baby is sick I change her clothes and I brush her hair after lunch but she is scared of the Henry so I do Henry when she is asleep and I iron when she is asleep or the iron could fall on her I am such a good mummy and u making me feel like one of them chats and I am rich too I even give them money every week

I'm a teacher and I've had nits. Will that make me a bad mum? :(

And he's nearly in juniors cus only few weeks left

What does the baby spend her money on? Tusks?

You give the baby money each week? That's obviously where I went wrong then! Also putting the nappies in the oven and on the work surfaces. Duh.

Yeah, I must be high from all those fruit and vegetables I eat. Silly me.

And they aren't real weeks just sports days and crap cus the teachers to busy getting ready to fly to Spain to do any proper bloody work

Yes Clarella sadly it does. We are all bad mums and, apparently, not normal.

Believe me InMySpareTime doesn't need drugs! She always rides to school on her unicorn. Hahahaha

Best post of the day.

This thread has cheered me up immensely - thanks op

Isn't it good enough to have a special plastic bags for dirty nappies and put it by a plug-in air freshener?
I don't think you're a chat AT ALL xxx