Bloody teacher

[Busylondonmum]

Phoned me to say ds nOt healthy cus had a crisp sandwich jelly mars and mini cheddars for dinner. That is healthy and he picked himself and if I give him salad will starve as he doesn't eat b4 school cus I don't have a car and he picked his own lunch box which is Olympics somolimpics is healthy so we r a healthy family.
And she woke up baby when she phoned now I can't watch corrie and I feel so very sad for me.

And I don't know why she is looking at his dinner isn't that against his human right to confidentiality?

I don't drive, and my DCs have two breakfasts before school.
How is the "sausage roll" comment supposed to prove you are meeting your child's nutritional needs? One word OP. VITAMINS.

Mine is 6 and only eats what he wants to and he has 50/50 bread so I think he is a vey good boy and he always saves something for the walk home.

To be fair OP it also tried to type sweaty!! I have now turned the predictive thingy off...
You're still mad though.
Off to find cheese & pickle mini cheddars, this thread will have hit a couple of extra pages when I get back I think

Teachers wouldn't ring home about this in the middle of the day, surely?

Bollocks!

I think Honkers was also perfectly apt (but don't tell my DH as we are not allowed Apple products in our house!) :)

Eating apples are permitted...

OP, try giving your DS some Fruit Salad chews in his lunchbox tomorrow.

That's just it. The box was full, but full of fat, salt, and sugar laden processed food with no nutritional value. How about a yoghurt or a piece of fruit?

Spare time I was explaining how I'm a very good mum as we had a buffet at the jubilee and I bought straws and snaps and if I didn't care about my kids I would have gone to the pub and I will tell the bloody teacher this cus I bet she was drinking cider in the pub when we was watching the ships

What are straws and snaps?

The original steaming nit EXACTLY that is my point why disturb me in the day wait until home time and then the baby would b awake

Brecon

Good advice or give a multipack of Starburst.

Helloooo don't you have straws for your drinks? Bendy ones for party's and snaps r in a red packet and are treats for toddlers and babies with no teeth they melt

Cheese and picke mini cheddars are lovely.

And op, you have to spell the big words wrong not just the little ones.

And you went a bit too far with the Olympic lunchbox

However will now stop giving breakfast to DCs as I don't drive.

And my ds1 lived on mini cheddars for about 2 weeks, refused to eat any actual food.

Busylondonmum - clearly far too busy to give your son breakfast, a decent lunch and find something constructive to do with him besides plonking him in front of Avatar 24/7. Wow, I can't imagine why the teacher phoned you. Can he not have school lunches? A small child cannot operate on a cup of tea and a biscuit until lunch. In fact this is all so irresponsible that it must be a wind up....not really very funny though is it?

What did he have to drink? It is very important I know.

I don't give him starburst cus the dentist said not too cus his teeth started going bad but to have any chocolate or sweets with meals and a drink so it cleans teeth

Honey dragon at the jubilee or today?

his teeth are rotting ...there is a suprise

epic fail x

You are Reality's SIL and I claim 50 pence for spotting you

that is my point why disturb me in the day wait until home time and then the baby would b awake

Yeah, but the thing is, I don't really believe they did do that! You're either a rubbish mother or a rubbish liar, I'm afraid. Or possibly both.

Can't Adam get you fruit and veg from his counter?

Avatar is brilliant, though.

I'm not too busy to giv him breakfast cus I have cereal and milk but he doesn't like breakfast

You are now using the provision of straws as a parenting argument. Priceless.
I would have thought salted crisps weren't that healthy for babies with no teeth too.
Also, why do you assume the teacher was in the pub drinking cider? That's a very specific and odd thing to assume.

Today and the jubilee please.