Bloody teacher

[Busylondonmum]

Phoned me to say ds nOt healthy cus had a crisp sandwich jelly mars and mini cheddars for dinner. That is healthy and he picked himself and if I give him salad will starve as he doesn't eat b4 school cus I don't have a car and he picked his own lunch box which is Olympics somolimpics is healthy so we r a healthy family.
And she woke up baby when she phoned now I can't watch corrie and I feel so very sad for me.

And I don't know why she is looking at his dinner isn't that against his human right to confidentiality?

i fink if i start 2 writ like dis i wont beabble 2 stopp innit

that's a very specific and odd thing to assume, oh that made me laugh!

c me i give froot shoot for drincks

i dont fink i cud tipe lk this 4 long wivout goin mentul

But what about the wasp? And the wine stain? And the Rainbow video?

Dear dear dear.

Cider = Apples = Healthy. Duh.

Does ds t-Rex at school?

You're welcome nit , I am in turns bemused, horrified and amused reading this thread. I hope the OP is lying, otherwise she's seriously deluded about children's nutritional needs.

Funniest thing about this thread is the posters responding as if its real!

Aw, damn! Thought I'd made a great Holmes-esque deduction there

wots a dentist? izzit summit to do wiv teef?

Iawncont r u a fire bender or an air bender?

It's much better than fighting ones like power rangers that's banned!

Y people r calling me crap is stupid cus I think the teacher shud b looking after the children not phoning me does not make me crap and I'm only upset about corrie cu I thought sunita was going to get caught and if there was nothing good happening I wouldn't mind.

I'm going now becaus half of u have pmt and don't know what u r talking about and yes he had bad teeth but the ones left are all fine an I think u should b ashamed of yourself for picking on his lunchbox when he is supporting the country.

I am more upset now and I still hav to go and shout at teacher and demand and apology but next time I will not answer the phone and then it will b fine
And if he is anaemic soon u will all feel bad!

InMySpareTime check your pms.

luk at ow shees spelt aneemick lol

And if he is anaemic soon u will all feel bad!

No, you will feel bad, I think! but don't worry, I don't think it will last long - what with him, and you, and his teacher, and his lunchbox, not being real and all that.

but the ones left are all fine. Hahahaha

supporting his country by keeping the future dentists and cardiologists of Britian in work - well done!

Why on earth would we feel bad if your DS is anaemic?
Good luck with the teacher. Can I watch when you confront her?

oh and I wont feel bad - don't fret - it's had to feel bad about imaginary people

I think this is a really sociological issue which should be taken to the OP's MP. I am really concerned she is caught in the poverty trap and may be raising her children to became disengaged and disenfranchised. I feel that more adequate parenting classes should be provided in her area and help should be given at a 'grammar-appropriate' level. I'll start:

'aw hun, nitemare or wat? lets go to shore start and get some advise yeh?'

If I have spelt anaemic wrong blame the iPad and I'm really going now

Hair I see.
But why?

Not to sure start