Bloody teacher

[Busylondonmum]

Phoned me to say ds nOt healthy cus had a crisp sandwich jelly mars and mini cheddars for dinner. That is healthy and he picked himself and if I give him salad will starve as he doesn't eat b4 school cus I don't have a car and he picked his own lunch box which is Olympics somolimpics is healthy so we r a healthy family.
And she woke up baby when she phoned now I can't watch corrie and I feel so very sad for me.

And I don't know why she is looking at his dinner isn't that against his human right to confidentiality?

It started of as quite a good attempt at being vaguely amusing, but you are taking it too far now OP. Now you just seem wierd in a creepy sort of way.

I told her that two threads ago. Something about over egging the pudding but clearly that meant nothing to her. Fuck's sake - this is now seriously boring. Learn a new trick OP.

Bwahaha. 1/10. Try harder next time...

Kate A bug mac?! Not surprised your dd won't eat it...the OP doesn't make her ds eat bugs...you could learn a lot from her

I think sugar sandwiches are probably better, especially is you use the natural Billington's stuff - Demerara or that really dark brown stuff that turns into an unbreakable lump as soon as you open the packet.

OP said "I do Henry when she's asleep" - is this related to the "Having sex with pre-teens in the house" thread?

Op, I can see the teachers point. If you swap the mars bar for a topic it has fruit so she can't complain.

Apart from that you are a gr8 mum, you know your bubs! XOXOXO

I will write down all your names and none of u druggie nitty mums can join my net

Okay, you do that. Headfirst is my first name, For is my middle name and Halos is my surname. HTH.

What?? First of all, children should have a breakfast to go to school on. Get up earlier if that's what it takes... If the child had been taught to eat healthy stuff like fruit & veg that's what they would eat.... Is that clear enough? Oh, and I don't have a car either but my kids always had breakfast.,.

The saddest thing about this thread is that the school I used to work at was full of the type of parents you are ripping the piss out of. Whose children are probably now parents themselves.

There is a child at DS school who really does have burger/chips/chicken nuggets in her lunchbox :(

I vote that this has made me laugh.

I have to say the majority of the childrens lunch boxes I have ever inspected have been much worse than that, generally 2 packets of crisps and several chocolate bars.

conorsrockers I work in one too. I know you're trying to be amusing OP, but some poor kids really do live like this, with useless parents like you are pretending to be.

So

I remember some woman, when dd first started in Reception, who always looked down her nose at me (don't know why). One day we were all waiting outside to pick them up at lunchtime, they were terribly late coming out. I said to my friend that dd was going to be sooooo hungry as she'd not eaten breakfast (had refused everything). This stuck-up woman overheard, glared at me, and announced very pointedly "I would never allow my children to leave the house without breakfast", tossed her dried-out bleached and permed hair in my face and stalked off!! Friend and I gaped after her, and then burst out laughing. I wanted to ask her if she tied them to their chairs and stuffed tubes down their throats.

Why do I click on these threads?
You see OP, you think you are joking and that it's all fun, but the number of truly daft conversations I have had IRL with complete twats that have gone very like this are almost beyond counting.
I've even had the 'jelly counts as a fruit and cheesy snacks are good coz of the cheese innit' conversation several times in a term. AAARRRGGG!
It's not what I signed up for, I'd happily leave the lard-arses with high BP and disintegrating teeth completely alone. Maybe Gove's next lot of crap could be the ABC of parenting.

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Sorry.

Shit. Mine have all been to A & E and two of them have been more than once. All of them have been to emergency dentists too when they have had falls. Crap. NO nights out for me with the OP.

This isn't real but it isn't even funny so not worth our time really.

You can't seriously be feeding your kids that shit!?

DON'T FEED THE TROLL!!

I could murder a bag of mini cheddars now

WTAF?

After a crappy day at work in a school this thread has thoughly cheered me up

my ds went to a and e when he was 2 days old... do I get the prize for being the worst mum?

good mum, meh... responsible mum... probably

Big.

Definitely not Mario Sharon.
[[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1504445-to-hope-that-I-do-a-better-job-at-childreering-than-many-of-the-parents-I-see-around TiredCommuter is that you?]

[Eyes still bleeding from the last thread]