Bloody teacher

[Busylondonmum]

Phoned me to say ds nOt healthy cus had a crisp sandwich jelly mars and mini cheddars for dinner. That is healthy and he picked himself and if I give him salad will starve as he doesn't eat b4 school cus I don't have a car and he picked his own lunch box which is Olympics somolimpics is healthy so we r a healthy family.
And she woke up baby when she phoned now I can't watch corrie and I feel so very sad for me.

And I don't know why she is looking at his dinner isn't that against his human right to confidentiality?

Y did u put the nappy in the oven? I only need to polish the hob cus I don't use the oven as I don't like mr muscle oven cleaner and if u do the top u can use baby oil! And the baby's money is in her tub and when she has enough we will all go for a meal

You make the baby pay for meals

But what about Sharon? That's what I want to know...

Can't find those mini cheddars anywhere, nobody stocks them round here. Bastards.

Because I'm a big old stupido, of course.

I did not do that, you fool. I use the oven to cook food in, like a normal person would.

What aren't real weeks? Think I am getting bit confused on here

Anyway, I am officially a bad mum, my DS went to school in uniform on a non uniform day. I foolishly thought that asking him if he had any letters in his bag would prompt him to look in his bag for letters. Ah well, apparently it's not "real" school anyway. Perhaps he'll learn a lesson from it.

Sharon's a floozy remember coz she listens to erasure and is therefore bu.

Do only floozies listen to erasure?

I will write down all your names and none of u druggie nitty mums can join my net

Goodmumnet

I will let all the nice ones join and I'm gonna put pictures on mine and you can see that his teeth are nice now and no bloody teachers allowed. And we will have nights out together and things and then u will wish u had been nicer to me

One of my kids has been to a&e. Twice.

I'm obviously a big failure.

Oh I'm sad and scared now.

Oh well I'll just have to stay on here.

I ain't been a cow to you! Pleeeeease can I join. I knew I'd had enough of this mumsnet lot when I learned half of them put cups up their fanny adams when they're on the blob instead of using jamrags like normal people...

but is the hot dawg man still in the park? might be nutritious school lunch there. Unless the T Rex ate it.

You mean the teeth he has left? As opposed to all the ones that rotted and fell out?

Yes, I remember Sharon was a floozy - didn't she go off with the OH?

Your name vill also go on ze list!

The thing about usernames is, it's nigh on impossible to change them, of course! However, YANR (real) so I am not too fussed.

I never send my ds in uniform that is why you can't judge me

And the baby will take us for a meal somewhere nice when she has enough money

Shouldn't you be picking your child up from school about now, OP?

Y would you put a cup in there? At college a girl put a bottle in but that was a rude thing and she didnt walk around all the monthlY but I think a cup is just more dangerouse and y would u do it and what if it fell out and smashed and things went everywhere

I am walking to school now he finishes at 3.15. Thanks for checking tho. Xxxxx
Some of u on here are lovely and the rest are crazy and jealous like the other mums.

I agree busylondonmom, they should be doing teachery stuff not checking lunchboxes..they're so busy being nosey they don't have time to help my dc's with their thermos pots so they come home hungry and by then it's cold so they won't eat and I have to make something else whether I can afford it or not and I was just trying to be a good mum in the first place with the leftovers in the pots and it's leftovers cos I'm skint but I feed them right so it makes sense to give them a hot meal not sandwiches and instead they get nothing because the teachers are all up in other kids lunchboxes.

What, I can't go out with the op because I use the oven to cook in and my DCs have had nits???

Op who are the lovely ones on here then??

Am I one??

This is hilarious!

My DD had a bug mac & 4 chicken nuggets in her lunch box, left over from yesterday tea. I told her she'll eat it eventually. Brat!