AIBU to be shocked and horrified?

[WorraLiberty]

I'm shocked and horrified at the amount of people who say they are 'shocked and horrified' at things that don't really warrant shock or horror...just a bit of an eyebrow raise and perhaps a spot of pearl clutching for good measure.

I think it's shocking and horrific if I'm honest

Now?

Noooowwwww?

Are we nearly there yet?

Sorry, I was unable to type due to being hocked and shorrified

I got the Butler to type this

The illiterate bastard!

Ooh a green one.
All right DP? You look a little pale...

Eww it's gone purple...

You might want to pass up the yellow ones...

Yum. A plum coloured one.

Apologies Maryz. I think it's the Pimms..

I'm furious at the way this thread has gone.

In fact, I'm so furious I haven't got the energy to be shocked and horrified anymore. And I blame all of you for no reason whatsoever.

Have we done any bristling yet

I bristle quite a lot.

(must get a better hair removal cream)