AIBU to be shocked and horrified?

[WorraLiberty]

I'm shocked and horrified at the amount of people who say they are 'shocked and horrified' at things that don't really warrant shock or horror...just a bit of an eyebrow raise and perhaps a spot of pearl clutching for good measure.

I think it's shocking and horrific if I'm honest

I stole them from a waxwork back in the 60s. Got shot at, that's how i lost my fingers.

takes me ages to lace up my shoes with only 2 fingers

Look, you can still flick a V sign and give people the middle finger so stop your bloody whining woman

Right.

That's it.

I have taken umbrage now.

I am appalled at the way this thread has gone. There's never any need to mention goats or fingernails in polite society.

It's my turn to wear the family shoe a week Wednesday.

Which waxwork? Did you go for elvis' blue suede shoes?

Taken umbrage! A much underused phrase. I love taking umbrage!!

No it was a waxwork of the quuen, and she was in bed.
I can't actually worra. But I do a mean thumbs up

You can't possibly take umbrage because that reminds me of Umbro and that's a pretty shit make of sports clothes so why would anyone take them?

That would be like rioting and looting in Poundland...totally pointless and a waste of time and effort.

On behalf of all the rioters and dubious hoodies out there, I'm miffed at this.

I can't actually worra. But I do a mean thumbs up

So you can hitch a lift and yet you're still vexed

Not flabbergasted? Just miffed?

I am bridling at your reference to an inferior sports clothes manufacturer, Worra. However, since you are miffed I will stop short of being wounded. Naturally I have never come across the afore-mentioned ISCM- I spend too much time being disgruntled at minor issues to go shopping.

I've just checked my flabber and on close inspection it does appear to be a tad gasted...yes.

bridling, I love that word!

What does it mean please?

To show indignation, anger or scorn, Worra. Not that I had to check the dictionary or anything It used to crop up a lot in some author's work, as I recall. Can't remember who, though.

Oh yes, Maryz. My apologies.

I am definitely appauled at my apauling speling.

I will castigate myself forthwith.

Oh right, I thought it had something to do with horses

Great, now I want to do a poo at Paul's thanks to you two

Take your own loo brush, Worra. I hear that Paul doesn't have one.

Now there would be a good opportunity to be vexed, I think.

WTAF I have logged on very late to find Worra SHOCKED and HORRIFIED and I haven't read the thread so I am BEMUSED and BEWILDERED!

I want to shit in the kid's rucksack...never mind in his mate's house

That's how piqued I am right now.

Bumping joining in with a thread you haven't actually read is just irascible

And yes, I fucking Googled that

Sorreeee Worra

And you only got away with that cos it's a noun AND an adjective. So there!

Keewl