AIBU to be shocked and horrified?

[WorraLiberty]

I'm shocked and horrified at the amount of people who say they are 'shocked and horrified' at things that don't really warrant shock or horror...just a bit of an eyebrow raise and perhaps a spot of pearl clutching for good measure.

I think it's shocking and horrific if I'm honest

Ok had it, nice cold Stella. And am now eyeing the cider???

I am shocked and stunned that I can see straight and at my lack of control.

I may trim tonight maryz. Worra stunned and devestated at u painting kids feet!!!

If you've got double vision and a 4 pack of cider, that's 8 ciders you need to get through so stop mucking about and get stuck in

But Maryz that thread is in Relationships...if I stray there I'll be out of my comfort zone and I may come over all awash with anxiety and never find my way back

I mean the link you've provided is the MN equivalent of a wardrobe to me that takes me to the forbidden land....

Ok fuck it, I'm off to read about piss and sex!

Wish them me luck

Worra stunned and devestated at u painting kids feet!!!

Please don't mock the poor

I had to cut a hole in DS1's underpants on Christmas morning so that he'd have something to play with.....

Oh see now I've remembered why I'm no good on that topic.

I read the title... "Can I ask about sex and wee? At the same time?"

And automatically assumed she was sitting on the toilet, posting from her mobile phone

Worra

Btw when foc we move on from shocked to stunned?

How the hell did "did" become foc??

I am horrified shocked and stunned at my typing.

Worra. I do that for my ds as he likes a play on Christmas day. Bless.

Pissed now and off for a tidy up of lady garden. Thinking topiary!!!!!

It's a focing disgrace Honey

thebody step awaaaay from the razor

Pearl necklaces! Golden showers!

I am pleased to report that I am both shocked and horrified.

Pff. This thread is nothing. No one has been outraged yet.

I don't blame you Pickle

Even the 50inch flatpack goat has checked himself into The Priory.

Well, I'm outraged, Hmm.

I'm outraged that everyone is banging on about being shocked and horrified and stunned but no-one has had the decency to be irked about anything.

There's not enough irking in the world, imo. We should all irk more.

Ok I'll see your outraged and irked and raise you a peeved and seething

So what you gonna do now huh?

No no no no!

We need to be SCANDALISED

It 23.30 on a Saturday night fgs. I DEMAND to be scandalised.

Don't talk to me about goats they make me FURIOUS.

It 23.30 on a Saturday night fgs. I DEMAND to be scandalised

And I demand another glass of wine since the one I'm drinking has just shot out through my nose

Don't talk to me about goats they make me FURIOUS

Do they get on your goat though?

By the way, that's me asking if they get on your nerves...I'm in no way prying into their sex lives.

That really would be scandalous

FFS OP is this the worst thing you have going on at the moment
I have broken a fingernail and got a ladder up my best tights, so think yourself lucky yo don't have real problems

You've got fingers? So stop fucking moaning, or you will send me into a FRENZY of OUTRAGE!

worra don't bring my goats into this it was I only the once and they did their time! SHAMEFUL!

Oo this is fun. This is what it must feel
Like to write for the daily mail.

Oh, seems my demand might be met after all. DH is finally coming to bed...

And careful now Worra, people might start thinking you have a drinking problem there and start considering whether hanging around you might be harmful to their children.

you ahve NO IDEA what sorts of digits or how many I do or do not have so just stop asking these intrusive, personal questions and let me go to bed, for half an hour until my day begins again
(takes me ages to lace up my shoes with only 2 fingers)

You got SHOES!

You middle class people! Don't know your bloody born.