to use bondage tape on dd and dsd?

[Rachog]

Dd and dsd both 4 are into the little mermaid at the moment. Dd found a Christmas stocking in the toy box and was wearing it like a fin.

This of course caused arguments because dsd wanted a fin too. I remembered that I had a roll of pink bondage tape in the grown up toy box so I used it to bind their legs from knee to ankle leaving their feet Aw flippers.

The girls were made up with their mermaid tails and had lots of fun but when dp came in he was less than impressed.

The tape is like punk plastic on a roll that sticks to itself but not clothes or skin. It's quite flexible and easily torn to remove it.

So was I being unreasonAble?

Turn the water off at the mains youarekidding!

You probably just need a new washer though, ooh er.

So youarekidding needs her plumbing seeing to?

Oooh errrr Mrs!

This thread has now descended to low vulgarity. Result

It's actually that the seal that holds the plug in place has gone meaning the plug hole wiggles and water leaks through the gap. Sadly and most unimaginitivly solved by a plastic pot under it. I want pink tape.

worra Thanks - I now have to mop coffee up off the floor and wall having just spat it everywhere at that!

fallen I know, one of the funniest threads I've read in ages and some people seem determine to spoil it

It's actually that the seal that holds the plug in place has gone meaning the plug hole wiggles and water leaks through the gap. Sadly and most unimaginitivly solved by a plastic pot under it. I want pink tape

I'm not judging you but most women would use a Tena Lady and get over themselves

Oh yes it has. I need the tape for all the midnight vertical dancing I shall be doing

worra Please stop or I fear I may just need that tena lady.

I'm quite horrified at Lovebunny - athens addition if a bit if punk tape makes a man sexually turned on by his own 4 yr old daughters???? Yuk

Sorry iPhone went autocorrect mad there ...

So the poster pointing out that she doesn't use a butt plug on her child, or the poster talking about sticking a child to a chair with heavy duty tape, is it okay then to just keep listing acts of child abuse on this thread as long as you add on that you don't do that?

How is this entertaining exactly?

This is grim.

Ooh SP good for you, and the kinky stuff already!

FFS people it's just a thread about pink tape and a group of adults having a giggle about the use of objects and being creative.

Next you'll be telling me it was child abuse the day my parents lined me, my sister and brother up one behind the other, covered us bin bags, stuck sausage, burger boxes etc to the bags and sent us to a fancy dress competition as BBQ

You could find many hidden subliminal messages in this that could indicate it being child abuse:

1. taking the mick of our surname - Barber (bar ber queue - get it?!)
2. bin bags are used to put rubbish in
3. My sister was vegetarian so it didn't respect her values/ belief.
4. my mum joking that at least she didn't make us walk on hot coals!

No, it was just a bit of fun and an inventive fancy dress costume - I remember it despite it being over 20 years ago as a bit of fun and enjoying time with my parents/ siblings.

YAK, I'm not talking about the OP and her tape or any other kids dressing up. I'm not talking about anything subliminal. I'm talking about posters other than the OP describing actual acts which, in law, would absolutely be child abuse, who then just tack on that they wouldn't do that.

How about somebody starts up a thread listing ways that they wouldn't torture somebody to death. Would that be an okay discussion?

youarekidding that is hilarious

It's pink plumbers tape, that adheres to itself and stops leaks(under my sink is covered in it)

Thanks for this, Cunning! Exactly what I've been looking for

Just googled a horse tail butt plug.

I was thinking it was a cork type thing used on actual horses.

vashti can you give examples of what posts you mean?

LMAO at pink plumber tape, i shall keep a close eye on the tape used whenever i get a leak, but then i tend to fix stuff myself - can just imagine a plumber with pink tape - lolol i wonder if he would have those pretty tools made for ladies too

I am assuming Vash is, for one, referring to my joke about bondage tape and wanted to tape a child to their seat at dinner.

It's called black humour. And people do make jokes about torture. And death. And murder.

If you don't find it funny, don't laugh.

Tee You joked about taping a child to their chair to eat dinner

God, people will be talking about special chairs with built in harnesses with their own tables or chairs you can strap a child into to use at the table soon. Oh wait a minute.....................................

I know! Shocking! My son should be taken by SS immediately...

Are you assuming he did it as a punishment, dittany? It could have been a game (a children's game, not a sex game)! Obv, it would have been better to make sure the keys were available

Tea, but were you talking about using bondage tape to tape the child in or just..y'know, tape ??