To be FILLED WITH RAGE when people say "totes" (totally) and "amazeballs" (amazing)?!

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Or even worse- both together. Xfm dj just said something was "totes amazeballs". Speak the LANGUAGE FFS.

I remember a few years back some dickheads people started saying 'rents', short for parents. Get thee to the far side of fuckoffville.

YANBU

Oh, and 'facepalm' can kiss my grits too.

And simples

What the hell is 'reem'? Sounds filthy

Never heard of totes or amazeballs!

Ahhh, the benefits of grown up children who have left home for now

Simples does my fecking head in

I have never ever ever heard anyone ever say totes or amazeballs

Totes sick innit blud

Ugh yes, and TOTES EMOSH. I had to google and research that one, apparantly it means totally emotional. Wtf?!

What does 'reem' mean? I keep seeing it on nieces facebook but no idea what it means.

Are you frothing?

It's REALLY annoying.

Don't like frothing, it sounds like a symptom of a nasty infection.

Yanbu. Eurgh to totes its a vile word.

'dot com' !!!!! I HATE when people say that after anything! Reminds me of Alexandra Burke - shudder

Reem has been around since the 70's!

Never heard of the other two though... is this what I have to look forward to...?

What about awesomesauce

Oooh yes! What's with all this tired dot com/ bored dot com arse gravy?! (Urgh- arse gravy. Now that is totes vile too!!

What are your thoughts on "well jel"?

foams at mouth with rage

But what does it mean? I was trying to work it out when I saw someone with a bag that said 'Don't be jel, be reem' on it the other day

"Well jel" means "I am very jealous"

I think. My pupils use it all the time.

No idea on 'reem' though.

YANBU about 'totes'

I like amazeballs though. I also really like guesstimate and chillax.

People who say 'tatty bye', 'Tessies' (for Tesco) and 'taties' (for potatoes) should be shot. Fact.

Totally agree with all these hideous phrases being slated...especially 'dot.com' being added to things. I see it on fb all the time...tired.com...bored.com...etc. But, BambieO why does it remind you of Alexandra Burke? lol