To be FILLED WITH RAGE when people say "totes" (totally) and "amazeballs" (amazing)?!

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Or even worse- both together. Xfm dj just said something was "totes amazeballs". Speak the LANGUAGE FFS.

Haha! The worst thing is, in that case, that "totes" is used frequently by a colleague of mine, who is, ahem... Not yooffull in the slightest. Just trying to get down with the kids I guess. Yes I am well jel.

so this is what reem means. Yup I am def totes reem, I bet you're well jel.

Ahhh, okay, as a shortened version of 'supreme' or 'remarkable', I suppose it makes sense. Although it's still a shit word.

Aargh my ears/eyes are burning! "tessies"?! Who on god's earth says THAT?!

I like "totes", "amaze" and of course together "totes amaze"

Also "hilar"

I will admit to sometimes saying things like "totes" and "well jel" (in context naturally!) to my pupils just to enjoy the look of disgust on their faces.

Nothing is more reliably designed to consign something to the realm of "uncoolness" than hearing a middle-aged teacher say it ... that's my Master Plan.

I do exactly the same salmo.

DS says 'kaykays' when I ask him to do anything. Drives me crazy.

How do you feel about natch (naturally) and holibobs (holidays)?
I once unfriended someone on fb because the upset me so much with the use of the word holibobs!

I'm almost guaranteed to spontaneously combust if I hear "soz" too ...

"Kaykays"??!!

Oh God - "holibobs" sounds like Sarah Kennedy and her oh-so-amusing "skellingtons" and "chesticles" and "Sainsbugs".

I used to feel quite stabby when she was on Radio 2 of a morning.

Sainsbos is also vile.

As is mummy.

'Frape', don't EVER use that word near me, it makes me stabby!
What does 'frothing' mean?

"holibobs" is fucking ridiculous. I'm sorry but it sounds so twattish. I hardly ever swear on here but that word enrages me so!

As for "totes" and "reem" also imbecilic, yes I am talking to you 30+ year old FB friends...

Is Sainsbugs allowed?

holibobs makes me (most of these words make me - they're so twatty they're amusing)

I've said soz since I was about 10 years old . No way am I about to stop now. Especially like saying "Soz, Boz" in a sarcastic tone to my DH (don't know what the Boz bit means...)

Jareth - see above about Sarah Bloody Kennedy and her "Sainsbugs"

Too twee for words.

Totes amazeballs all over twitter.
With KLAXON. I hate klaxon too.

Ah but it was taties as opposed to tatties that spawned the ire wasn't it?

Tatties is a proper well-hard word.

But.. What? People say taties? As in Tate ee s?

Shoot the bastards!

I know someone who says 'its a learning curb' !

I hate the word 'fraped' and can't stand it when I hear 'my bad' as an apology!