to be astounded by the amount of prissy perfect people on here today?

[LoopyLoopsTootTootToots]

Ugh. Where is the carefree fun?

I go to check on the sick boy and you're all up to all sorts!

Oh is he ill? :(

rhonda, you'll get into all sorts of problems with that attitude. Next you know there'll be sick in your hair, hands in your pants and a new lock on your doow. All your fault.

LadySibil - It is your own fault....trying to be a responsible parent ....paah
Just put them on the roof like King.

Surely it should be par for the course though if you're going into the Convent and abstaining from sexual desire. Might even be a preference as choice. Castration on sign up. Once it's healed you get your habit?

Yes well I've already told myself to fuck off becau I'm married but I'm not listening, getting very depressing.

And no cake here either.

Why exactly do you think it's called a habit? Hmmm?

Right, I've finished my cake substitute mini chocolate eggs, do i now eat one whole easter egg and pretend to the DCs that it never existed, or sort of eat round the edges of the ones they've started and hope they don't notice?
They don't cover these ishoos in "What to Expect.."

Yup, some sort of flu/virus. Dry cough, headache, small temp. I'm not really responsible, it's all pretend.

Habit? They do like their herbs.

rhondajean - Being married is no defence against groping, especially groping yourself!

You have Easter eggs left? What? How? Difficult enough to keep them until the day around here.

I still have last year's. And from xmas. Last year.

Well I personally don't have easter eggs left, but the DCs seem to be good so rarely they hardly ever qualify to eat some. I've obviously been super-good which is why mine have all gone... ....

Loopy - you are weird

Not weird so much as laden with chocolate. Two children, too little to eat lots, too many well-meaning relatives.

I prefer caramelly type things really, eggs are a bit, well, dull.

But, as stated earlier in the thread, I have strong feelings about confectionery. Let's not go there again.

I thought I bought beef monster munch but I actually bought pickled onion. Oh well. I like them better but DH will complain about the smell when he gets in.

Loopy - I would eat the eggs myself tbh. Not dull at all - its chocolate!

Oh, I love pickled onion monster munch!

You could melt the chocolate with some cream and make chocolate fondant. Dip some fudge/strawberry in it, lush!

Why do beef ones even exist?

You could melt them down and make cake, or hot chocolate, or sauce for ice cream / bananas and rum, or, or, or - [head explodes]

I am eating one btw, you clearly weren't paying attention earlier when I enchanted you all with my meal choices for the day.

Some sod person buys them. Pah!

I am also peed off because the free view in my bedroom isn't working so if I want to change the tv over I have to go to the living room to turn over the sky. This is a major inconvenience. Especially as I don't know why the free view isn't working. Grr, grr, grrr.

My old boss used to eat the beef ones.

Dunno, rhonda.

You do know it is all your faults that I have looked at some of those threads. FFs - apparently prisons are full of 17 year olds who are there for having consensual sex with 15 year olds!