to be astounded by the amount of prissy perfect people on here today?

[LoopyLoopsTootTootToots]

Ugh. Where is the carefree fun?

kingbeat -- You could have lots of my red wine

I hope you're waiting until you're outside to roll though king?

kingbeat - You are not going to roll up in a public place are you

I have run out of red wine. Champagne hardly hardship but that's nearly out - what next?

Oh, I forgot, there is a baby in the house. Should I get a hotel or something, oh wise Mumsnet?

I have Scrumpy LoopyLoops...would that do?

Hahahahaaaaa

We need a catsbum emoticon though. Like, a circle, with a wavey tail out the top, two legs and a dot/asterisk in the middle. A bit like the biscuit, but less red. And with a tail and legs.

I should have been a designer.

I had a whole meal muffin with ham for breakfast
Butternut squash soup and a roll for lunch
Chip roll and two fritters and a big bar of galaxy orange and shortcake for tea

And I'm heading for a glass of wine now.

Sigh.

Ah yes! Me too! Cider. Cold or hot?

Champagne and chocolate? Consider yourself judged! Champagne is only to be consumed with chip shop fish and chips - tsk.

Peppermint chocolate cake is rather good though, if anyone's bored with chocolate cake.

Loopy - you have nearly run out of champagne . You should have been on the Fortnums and Masons thread. You want to buy a hotel??? Or are you talking monopoly here

Nah, I hang out the window like a common mucker! That's half and half isn't it? You can't take the whole rebel out of the girl really can you?

Thanks for the EBAL...much needed, now if only I could find some cake!

Cold...and in a can...so Scrumpy in name only really...

I don't like chocolate cake. But peppermint chocolate cake sounds nice

kingbeat - well hanging out the window is just like actually going outside. I am sure everyone on MN tonight would agree

No, not buy hotel sadly. Stupid suggestion that drunken people must not stay in homes with children in.

Champagne was birthday present. No, no, really it's fine. I wouldn't have expected you to get me anything. Was ages ago now anyway.

No mulled?

Can you roll up out the window?

I suppose I could stick it in a pan and chuck some twigs in or something...

Loopy -well of course nobody should drink in a house where there are children. Did someone on here suggest anything else

So...how old were you at your birthday then?

effort. Love it mulled though.

Oooh Black Forest Gateux is about the only cake I really love

I have to pronounce the x on the end or it just doesn't taste right.

I was the tender age of 31.

Are you chatting me up? I'm too old/young/drunk (delete as appropriate)

x pluralises it. Therefore you must eat more than one cake.

Loopy - If I say I am chatting you up can I have some of your champagne? [easy emoticon]

I have wine and two children upstairs. Shall I post my addresses so you can call police/Ss?