to be astounded by the amount of prissy perfect people on here today?

[LoopyLoopsTootTootToots]

Ugh. Where is the carefree fun?

Agh - do you mean I escaped from the 'godless Heathens' with godless Heathens?

CallMeAl your problem is that you don't know how to have a laugh.

march two three four, hup two three four...

I like he capitalisation of Heathens. godly.

CallMeAl - I kind of know what you mean, but I also understand why the OP wanted to start a fun thread as well

Tee - The Ark is on another thraed in Chat. I got winched on there by helicopter from the Mn school trip. There is a free bar, although there is communal signing - although not in the bar!

The Ark that sailed into the distance with all the fun people - except I couldn't find my name match and get seasick so I'm still here. There is a fun farty thread though this evening

Loppy - You post has just got me thinking of the elephants on parade in the Jungle Book

Oh the name match Ark? I was there but lost it.

Now I just want the free bar.

Bum sex apparently kills and making roll ups is an Offense worthy of hanging.

Are these people real do you think?

I haven't even opened my wine yet.

Hatty -You could join us in the free bar in the Ark. Nobody who is in the bar has a partner - so the best place to be. All those with partners are doing kareokes and communal signing - apart from one who jumped overboard in disgust.

Communal signing EatsBrains bugger. i've been practicising the Allelulah chorus all afternoon, know i'll have to learn it in in sign language.
I only know the word for biscuit...

Missed those threads RhondaJean. doesn't sound like I missed much

Communal signing!

You didn't it's awful out there.

I have to declitter my bedroom cupboards tonight urgh I'd rather stay here and drink with you lot.

Yes yes, thou shallt not roll up in public places. It is as offensive as knitting.

Who are these people?

Sambuca all round then?

Biscuits are good...And the Allelujah chorus - religious, think I'll stay with the Ark heathens rather than swimming back to the (by now v.wet) left behind ones

You are declitting? Hardcore.

Ohh - other threads don't sound much fun (except farty of course) - off to investigate bar in Ark thanks [Eastsbrains]

And she couldn't start a fun thread that wasn't having a go at everyone else?

er Eatsbrains - one beer and I can't cope!

Ouuuuch no I didn't mean that I'm quite fond of my clit.

Hey I wonder if that's what happened to the rest of them out there??

Al - chill. Seriously. :)

I will stick to The Litter Tray for a bit I think, you can't go wrong there.

rhonda