to be astounded by the amount of prissy perfect people on here today?

[LoopyLoopsTootTootToots]

Ugh. Where is the carefree fun?

eats have you learned nothing from th ethreads today! Buy a girl a drink and there are expectations
Mind you, champers....

Tries to draw cake emoticon, fails...

Sorry kingbeat you may have to just bake your own.

I think you should def try to keep the wine downstairs and the children upstairs?
I have all the lots of wine downstairs which i am carefully consuming protecting my children from.

If I give you champagne you know you automatically become my house elf for three years?

We have just run out of and are moving onto the harderstuff (am most definitely not posting on the scary thread on that one!

Shit pepperrabbit, you are right! Loopy will now have the right to grope me...and maybe more. And MN will say it is all my own fault

Shots moonlight? What sort?

It is your own fault. All of it.

Loopy - House Elf?? Its okay thanks, I don't really like champagne actually.

yeah yeah sure.

Was going to post sex slave. But then realised I don't actually want or need one. A house elf would be much more useful. So there's the deal.

Now sex slave does sound like a come on . But agree a house elf would be much more useful

Don't get a house elf. They hide your things when you're in bed. Bastards. It took an hour to find my purse this morning, an hour! Time I could have spent on here.

I live in a flat so having child on a separate level would mean she would be on the flat roof 4 floors up. Mind you, that might work. Maybe I could get her to see if she could roll me a fag whilst she's up there. All in the name of science, of course.

I have 6 vanilla cupcakes left over from a wedding cake order today. Want 'em ?

Damn this thread, I may have to give in to the cheesecake that is sat in the fridge calling my name..

Shots? Shots? What am I? Fancy free and 18 again [wistful emoticon].

No, my shots nowadays come with mixer . Whiskey with orange and lime juice I'm afraid. Not like my young days when it used to be whiskey and tequila on ice. (In the same glass too ).

Yes please Nigel!

Cake? Oh, yes please

There is no cake in my house. What kind of failure am I?

I bought myself the wine, does that mean I need to grope myself now?

Have separated the wine and children to different floors btw.

You could make one pepper. Out of vodka.

Empusa - You have uneaten cheesecake in the fridge

Not for long I fear!

kingbeat - How old is your DC? If 3 months maaayybee unreasonable to put them on flat roof. If 12 fine.

I have a bottle of Bacardi if anyone wants any. It's been in the kitchen so long it's probably turned into meths so it should knock you out for the evening.