to be astounded by the amount of prissy perfect people on here today?

[LoopyLoopsTootTootToots]

Ugh. Where is the carefree fun?

and a flat roof has to be safer than a pointy roof surely?

She's 3. Old enough to start learning in my book doncha think?

I've found some tia maria

Lady Sybil I have a bottle of alcohol free Mojito which it says on bottle is amazing with white rum. Want to share?

kingbeat - If she is 3 thats fine. You don't want to be over protective after all.

Tia Maria - I haven't had that for about 25 years

Oh, OK. I'll just funnel it into the laptop. {glug}

Excuse the lack of commas in the last post please.

I am currently berating myself for having no sweet food in the house and have resorted to eating smoked salmon pate on ryvita as I have been inspired to eat whilst posting on this thread :(

NO FUCKING CAKE OR WINE FFS!

Surely 12 months is worse for putting on the roof than 3 months? They can crawl. I'd say 3 months is just about the optimum age. Sadly, at 3 years, they are past their prime.

They are fine if you stick them down with gaffa tape, Loopy. They won't be able to escape from that.

king - smoked salmon pate sounds lovely. I have no cake either - although I do have wine.

Loopy - good point. Maybe you should ask MN

Where do I get the Bacardi out of my iPad?

If you have cinnamon, sugar (brown is best, but white will do) and bread you could do cinnamon toast? Mix half a teaspoon of cinnamon with about four-six of sugar. Make toast, butter liberally, put cinnamon mix on top, chuck under hot grill for 15-30 seconds.
Only has carbs, dairy produce and plant extract in. Practically a health food that.

Don't you have a tap? Your iPad isn't very good.

I am so jealous of all these posters with iphones and ipads.

Obviously I need an ipad3.

Perhaps if I eBay all my crap I could afford one! Haha

Me too, Eats.

rhonda haven't you finished your declittering?
Are you going to Ebay it?

I want to follow that listing on ebay!

Could we all stop talking about food and wine and get back ot the serious business of declitting carefree nuns please?

I have barely started declitting I've been distracted by wine.

I found a molton brown candle, cleared my bedside table and lit it though so the room seeks great at least.

Yes who derailed the thread!!!!

I really don't think nuns would be all that carefree were they subjected to routine declitting.

In fact, Id wager there would be less applicants for the position.

kingbeat - be careful, these nuns have form... loopy has pics

It was me eats, I had to start groping myself because I bought myself wine. Sorry.