to be astounded by the amount of prissy perfect people on here today?

[LoopyLoopsTootTootToots]

Ugh. Where is the carefree fun?

Cake?

What kind of cake?

Cake??

nutella definitely mentioned cake...

yes please. None of that battenberg shite though.

I want a sambuca. And a roll up.

Cake and lots and lots of swearing please. Cream and fruit and sponge and chocolate and sauce and everything please.

Or, Sunshine , you could have a flaming Sambucca and light your roll up from the flames?

I used to like chocolate cake best but now I see the attraction in things like victoria sponge - is it my age?
Mind you, I've very successfully trained myself to eat all the chocolates in any and every type of selection (except the coconut ones of course, which are the work of the devil).

A forlorn hope ..... sounds cute. Like something you find on the doorstep and decide to keep.

Maybe Mardys Nun will take it in?

You know what I quite fancy?

Black Forest Gateau.

Not that Sarah Lee shite, like, with real cream. And loads of kirsch.

I blame the Hairy Bikers.

I like victoria sponge now. I think it is definitly my age!

I have date crumble slice made tonight if anyone wants a slice?

My declitting is going very slowly and I blame you lot

Would you like to know what I have consumed today? (Very proud of my healthy eating binge)

What loopy?

Oh, do tell. I need to be inspired by the less cake-obsessed, my diet's been fairly shocking of late. Although I did eat a ton of kale the other day.

My DH has been flicking things out of the window in the spare room (which he is supposed to be paintint) onto the skylight above my head.
Am I supposed to be offering moral support, words of encouragement? What?
He'll be painting very slowly if he keeps on like that. tsk.

Anyway, I'm going to tell you.

breakfast: 4 x coffee
1 x tea
lunch: 1 x burger
snack: 1 x ice cream cone
1 x pint cider
pub: 2 x red wine
1 x chinese meal (and yess, the children had deep fried chinese crapp too, prefects beware)
In the last 10 mins: 2 x glass champagne, 1 x packet Frazzles, 1 x packet Chipsticks, 1 x Cadbury chocolate chick egg thing.

Judge me please. jealous

pepperrabbit - you need to get him back of course. Sneak upstairs and jump out on him?

I have rhubarb and custard cake. In light of your post Loopy I fully intend to relocate it into my ever expanding muffin top immediately.

Can I come and eat with you please Loopy? Sounds far nicer than the shite food I've eaten and no booze either

snakebite for me please :P

Loopy - well done Shall I tell you what I have eaten?

Porridge
Smoked salmon and rice with an apple
spinach and chick pea curry
home made date crumble slice
And quite a lot of red wine

So was good until the evening!

I feel a lot better about my meatball pizza for tea

I have no cake and no wine. I do, however, have a packet of Amber Leaf next to me. I think I need to sort mty priorities. Less fags = more cake and wine :(