to not end up with me in the Wet Patch every time?

[Sallyingforth]

Wherever we start, we always end up on my side of the bed. I'm sure he does it deliberately.

Condom?

Get a sex bed.

Tiggy :)

I just wap a towel under it!

*over it, rather!

Push him over to his side. Get on top!

Oh tiggy imagine! A sex bed! I think it would be leather
With a very springy mattress

But in answer to OP, keep a towel handy?

put a towel down.

Thanks for the replies
Chaos - he doesn't like them and anyway that only solves half the problem!
Red - yes I do but somehow in the heat of the moment he always seems to finish up on top again.
I suppose the towel is the way to go but at the moment we'll soon run out of clean ones (just moved in!)

Several towels, and accept that you and your DP will be doing laundry more often

Baby wipes!

(wipes with a thousand uses )

Mattress protector that you can whip off afterwards?!

the only wet patch I've had lately is breatmilk when I get a double let down during night feeds (cosleeping) :\

2nd the towel idea - they'll be your sex towels -'cheaper than a sex bed

or going down the s&m route -a sling in the bathroom

and hope the sex towels don't get mixed in with the guest ones

shag make love in the shower?

Grab onto his buttocks when he cums and don't let go till you have shuffled your hips over to his side of the bed.

Alternatively, if you can work together on this, shuffle over to the edge of the bed nearest the door,put your hand underneath you, count to three and then at the same time he withdraws and you stand up cupping yourself to avoid dribble down your leg and go to the toilet.

That's not very romantic Casmama. I like to snuggle up afterwards and let him slip out gently.

He cleans it up while I am at the loo

He gets up and fetches tissues for me while I lie still shrieking at him to hurry up, I can feel it running out.

casmama, if I suspect I am in for a good night, I casually leave a towel over the end of the bed on my side of course

We're the "shuffling to edge of bed" kind of couple with me running to bathroom hoping nothing leaks out.

Bondage, tie him down on his side, ride away to your hearts content. Whe it is over make sure you stay where you are for a while after you, erm, disengage. He gets the wet all over him but will probaly be asleep before you have untied him. He gets adventurous sex, you get same plus a dry bed.

'on his side' of the bed I mean. Anything else might require you or DP being a contortionist!