to not end up with me in the Wet Patch every time?

[Sallyingforth]

Wherever we start, we always end up on my side of the bed. I'm sure he does it deliberately.

Toilet roll by the bed side. After the action, the two of us scoot over to whichever side it's on, plug the gap (so to speak) and dash to the loo.
Far, far too much of it to simply clench and dash..

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraceptive_sponge

Does no-one else retain all these useful words from the Meaning of Liff?

A stack!

Someone's lucky. But during AF - no thanks

I must be a total scuzzbucket because I don't particularly care about the wet patch.

I am liking the sex flannel idea though

Can't believe someone suggested a sex bed would be made of leather. Surely leather just sticks to a sweaty body? Also I've never understood the supposed sexiness of silky/satiny sheets. We ditched ours admittedly they were from Primark pretty sharpish as we kept slipping all over the place. No grip.

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