to not end up with me in the Wet Patch every time?

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Wherever we start, we always end up on my side of the bed. I'm sure he does it deliberately.

We have this problem but it's me not him

Sex Blanket. Made of thick fleece.

We are also a tissue grabbing, and me shrieking at him to be quick kind of couple

You just make it absolutely clear he sleeps in the wet patch regardless of which side of the bed it is

Just yuck. Hate it.

I love it that we have to use condoms ATM due to recent birth of dd 2 and he has to go and clean his own mess up after and doesn't leave it with me

He is making unhappy noises about the condoms though, will be back to having coil springs stabbing him in the cock soon as periods return

Goingtothepark you don't need to wait for your periods to return to have the coil fitted!

Ew

I've always wanted to ask about the wet patch idea but never really dared. I go to the bathroom after, or if I fall asleep, I clean up next day in the shower. How do you make a wet patch? Am I doing it wrong?

Ah, yes, the wet patch. A place I always seem to end up in. although it only happens 5 times a year so I should just be bloody grateful

Clamp down on pelvic floor.
Run to loo.
Have a quick swipe with a babywipe.
Sorted.

Not wanting to get TMI but I contribute generously to the patch when I'm excited and it's too soon to jump up and run.

Sex Towel

A quick tampon does the trick! No running for tissue!

well, that leaves you 2 options, 1) sex towel or 2) your side of the bed is the dry one, which ever it is, you sleep on that one but only if you won't fall out of bed as I did last time I tried to sleep on the wrong side of the bed

PMSL at casmama and the logistics of that. Reminds me of a friend who used to use the withdrawal method of contraception, she used to make her DH finish himself off in the toilet

Definately a towel house here because if i get too excited the wet patch would be massive

Hmm you never see the couples in the movies cleaning up and fighting over who gets the wet patch.

This thread reminds me of something. A friends mum said the definition of true love was when he slept in the wet patch

Casmamnathat was a fucking hiarious image in my head!!!!

A little wee came out there Im sure!

Has no-one heard of the Hobbs Cross?

Oh god. I wish i had wine for this thread. It's hilarious.

Norman it's a village in Essex, either you posted on the wrong thread or you are going to solve one of the biggest trials of womankind.

It's next to Theydon Gamon. Mmmmm, gammon...

Hobbs Cross is also about a mile from a feature called The Rough Patch. I wonder if it's twinned with The Wet Patch?

Just found...

Wet Patch Rd
Elizabeth City, NC 27909, USA!

Hobbs Cross. Who knew?