to really really not want to hear about Simon Cowell having it off with ANYBODY?

[Lottapianos]

Ick ick ick.

He creeps me out with his false teeth and his inexplicable haircut and his clingy jumpers. And his distinct lack of interest in anything but money. His relationship with his 'fiancee' was so obviously staged to make him look a bit more human, or keep his face in the papers or whatever. Yuck. And what THE JEFF was a grade-A stunner like Dannii Minogue thinking of??? (if the story is true)

I have no idea what his preference is but I don't want to hear any more about what he's been getting up to in the sack. Just horrendous.

Anyone else feel the same?

YANBU

Simon Cowell's sex life is of absolutely no interest to me. I itch just thinking about it.

Please its teatime, for that YABU

Please its teatime, for that YABU

Shit, already ....I've just got back from lunch. Although it was a liquid one and I'm half cut so I've no idea of the bloody time

Jealous of your liquid lunch CrispyCod

Yes, I agree. Why would anyone want to have it off with him? Stupid lego hair and all.....

I have not heard the expression 'having it off' for ages.

Why do these gorgeous young would-be stars sleep with him?

To paraphrase somebody or other -"What was it that first attracted you to Simon, a powerful multi-millionaire?".

Cynic, me?

his inexplicable haircut and his clingy jumpers
ha ha yes, and his high-waisted slacks

This is Simons longest sexual partner he likes them to stay out of the limelight.

I couldn't have it off with a millionaire if I didn't fancy him though.

Lmao @ "Lego Hair" Sparkling

Jealous of Lotta's liquid lunch!

Do you think he insults then X Factor judge style if they're crap?
"You think you can shag, but really with that little talent you should just be doing it with a hairbrush in front of your mirror."

"...you should just be doing it with a hairbrush in front of your mirror."

Ow, ow, owowow.

Ow.

Lego hair - fantastic!

I'm with Sparklingbrook - defo couldn't jump in the sack if they weren't at least somewhat attractive, don't care how much dosh they have

I don't understand why having lots of money makes a man sexy? Bernie Ecclestone anyone?

They are trying to further their career, they could be the new Robson and Jerome you know.

there's a lot at stake.

Sorry just realised it was Crispy with the liquid lunch not Lotta, I have no excuse (yet, wine is waiting though!)

Bernie Ecclestone, Philip Green, Alan Sugar, all the blokes on Dragon's Den.....

Absolute retch material, the whole lot of them. No way, not for any amount of dosh

it's true!!

He has bigger boobs than most of his 'girlfriends' as well.

Wish it was me Debeez

Montgomery Burns?

2 sexy millionaires Phwoar

I've missed all these revelations, apart from him "insisting" in black toilet paper. Eeeew so if anyone would be so kind as to precis what, exactly, he has got up to with whom, I'd be ever so grateful

Apparently he may have allegedly had it off with Dannii Minogue Swedish.

Ok, I wasn't really meaning that wanabes shag someone rich/powerful because he's rich, but because he's rich and POWERFUL and can open doors for them to the careers they want! I assume many of them DON'T actually fancy him but are using him, as he is using them!