to really really not want to hear about Simon Cowell having it off with ANYBODY?

[Lottapianos]

Ick ick ick.

He creeps me out with his false teeth and his inexplicable haircut and his clingy jumpers. And his distinct lack of interest in anything but money. His relationship with his 'fiancee' was so obviously staged to make him look a bit more human, or keep his face in the papers or whatever. Yuck. And what THE JEFF was a grade-A stunner like Dannii Minogue thinking of??? (if the story is true)

I have no idea what his preference is but I don't want to hear any more about what he's been getting up to in the sack. Just horrendous.

Anyone else feel the same?

Cor

Jeez louise look at his teeth!

sparkling was there any need for that revolting link?

I bet they both thought they looked irresistible too.

I have long held the opinion that Simon has snap on lego hair. I used to think his deep voice was quite nice but now I just think he is smarmy.

ER, my mistake OP, I missed that bit...

Did you not like Michael Winner's chest wig full?

take your pick

None of the above cocole.

I did not sparkling. It was quite the most disgusting thing I have seen in a while. It was more disgusting than the big squashed slug DS trod on earlier, picked up and said 'why is there Orange goo coming from this slug mummy?'

That's how disgusting it was. It has bumped squashed slug into second position on my list of 'disgusting things I have seen today.'

full you are going to have nightmares tonight about a slug and Michael Winner.

I reckon, at a push, I'd do Scrooge McDuck.

I can't stand the way he talks about or seems to treat women.

Apparently I heard read in the DM that he says he "bonked Danny a couple of times" that "Danny has nice bum and tits" and he likes lots of women competing over him so keeps a few on the go at once

He sounds gay like a 14 year old.

Oh my Holy God! Black loo roll < Maras faints > .

All his 'loyal ex girlfriends' are given a $5 home in Beverely Hills..................

Expensive business being that sentimental. Must be sentimentality musn't it?

What freaks me out most about Simon Cowell is that he's got a tall man's head but a short man's body. It looks really odd. Not that I'm beeing looksist!!!!

littletvaddict.com/tag/simon-cowell-getting-married/

Orange slug goo in Michael winner's chest rug?
Actually now have hideous image of Michael winner with slug for penis. Step too far?

That should have been $5 million.

$5 dollar house = cardboard box. Somewhat less sentimental.

He pretty much fits the definition of psychopath/sociopath, once you bear that in mind, his actions aren't surprising.

I'm talking more of your narcissistic power-hungry boss kind of guy, rather than the axe-wielding nutter type.

He probably has got a slug for a penis full.

feeling sick at Sparkling's comment

How do you know if black toilet roll has done its job effectively?

Wouldn't the black come off on your bum?

He probably employs little elves to wash his bum with spa water for him.

imagine getting black toilet paper stuck to the sole of your shoe...it's just wrong.
Maybe Louis started off as one of his little elves.

I seem to be the only person here who finds him oddly attractive, and who would jump at the chance to shag him, then! . I'll get my coat...

Yes. Yes you are

Are you a man Agent....?