to really really not want to hear about Simon Cowell having it off with ANYBODY?

[Lottapianos]

Ick ick ick.

He creeps me out with his false teeth and his inexplicable haircut and his clingy jumpers. And his distinct lack of interest in anything but money. His relationship with his 'fiancee' was so obviously staged to make him look a bit more human, or keep his face in the papers or whatever. Yuck. And what THE JEFF was a grade-A stunner like Dannii Minogue thinking of??? (if the story is true)

I have no idea what his preference is but I don't want to hear any more about what he's been getting up to in the sack. Just horrendous.

Anyone else feel the same?

YANBU - Wish there were a 'hide' button for stories online, elsewhere re Simon Cowell, Dannii Minogue, Cheryl, loads else.

When they say he bonked Dannii I imagine a bit of light frottage fully clothed with minimal touching and then straight into separate bathrooms where minions wiped them down and then resprayed them so they emerged perfect as ever.
I am obviously bored. I have never even watched the X-factor.

Well, it seems the going rate for a beard is now $5 million.

God it's the moobs and those awful clingy tshirts. They give me nightmares.
And how he wears his shirts undone like he's john travolta in the 70s

The thing with loo roll is, you stop wiping when you stop seeing smears . As pointed out by whats4teamum.This ain't possible with black... therefore SC is probably a little bit stinky as well as being (IMHumbleO) repulsive.

Simon needs to come out of that massive closet.

simon cowell should not have sex. or he should have it in secret. and never speak of it.

Sorry but what man in his 50s says bonk?