AIBU to have an irrational hatred towards anybody that says...

[VairpreshusFB]

Go figure??

does my fuckin nut in, go figure what? twunts!!!

YABU

Go figure.

You do know you're going to get a lot of people saying just that on this thread don't you?

Conversely I find 'twunt' unbearable as it makes me feel as though I've travelled through time to popbitch 2001.

'Go figure' doesn't bother me

Twunt on the other hand...

"'Nuff said."

Argh!

"Period"

End of.

What was it yer one said on X Factor? 'Whatever dot com' or something?
That upsets me.

At the end of the day

At this moment in time

Bla bla bla but.....

Or anyone who makes a speech mark sign with their fingers

I was hoping you were going to say 'hubby' or 'bubs', both of which I have heard a lot of today.

it's all about balance innit?

you do the math

"literally" as in Jamie Oliver, "You literally chop the onion...." (as opposed to what ? Virtually chopping the 'effin onion, you twunt?)

Is "twunts" a mix of twats and cunts?

"Literally" is DH's one, he hates it when people use it incorrectly, "I was literally blown away", "It literally took my breath away" "My heart was literally in my mouth"

disparate - yes, I do a lot of virtual chopping :o

YANBU

riddzy,agree babes and hun/hunni seems SO false

It was ok.com that was shockingly bad.

Preggers makes my teeth itch.

Box clever. I hear dh say this on the phone to work people and I want to take the phone and stamp on it with a manic look in my eyes jumping up and down with both feet.

'Jokes' is one I keep hearing, irritates me no end. I thought saying 'Lol' was bad enough.

hashtag it's fun

Chocolate said 'choclit' literally makes me angry.com, innit babes.

Klaxon. It's overdone. And frigging annoying.

Klaxon. It's overdone. And frigging annoying.

God, so bloody annoying I said it twice.