AIBU to have an irrational hatred towards anybody that says...

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Go figure??

does my fuckin nut in, go figure what? twunts!!!

"Jog on"

Well basically, when I hear basically used over and over again it basically makes me want to fall into a coma...

Confused.com. One of the judges/coaches said it on The Voice, can't remember which one, probably Jessie J as sheis v annoying anyway

I love jog on, but, like, when people are like, saying like all the time. That, like, really grates, like.

Nooooooooo not LIKE, i am sure 90% of the time you actually WERE doing what you said you were "like" doing, ffs.

I am currently guilty of saying 'What the actual' but mainly cos I can't really swear at work .

Isn't that book about Willy Wonka choclit?

I also hate "And I was like ....."

No - you said

or

You thought

X "turned round and said"

'It is what it is' drives me nuts. What a stupid saying.

Bingo!

My corporate jargon card is full :o

Mine too, Whatme. 110%

Old boss used 'we'll run it up the flagpole & see who salutes it'.

We think he meant 'I'll pass your ideas to the directors and see who likes it'.

'Makes my teeth itch'

'End of'

Chillax makes my teeth itch

And people that say OMG out loud also need a flogging

Excellent cross post !!!!

"No offense, but..."

as said person launches into offensive stuff.

'we'll run it up the flagpole & see who salutes it'.

That one actually made me chuckle, rather than annoying me much.

Methinks

.com as in facebook status of tired.com / bored.com etc - fuckoff.com

Basically.....

"Do the math..."

"Amaze balls"

"totes amaze balls"

"amaze balls dot com"

'can I get?' arrrgggghhhh

I once stood in a queue in the grotty, unfashionable part of London where I live. I had to listen as one grubby twit after another said 'yeah can I get a coffee?'

I am sure they felt all urbane and sophis but it takes more than saying 'can I get?' to transform you from a jogging bottomed pleb into George Clooney!