AIBU to have an irrational hatred towards anybody that says...

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Go figure??

does my fuckin nut in, go figure what? twunts!!!

Come on guys we really need to think outside the box...gah.

Mama and bubs make me cringe.

'it's always in the last place you look' OF COURSE IT BLOODY IS, WHO KEEPS LOOKING AFTER THEY'VE FOUND SOMETHING?

OMG as said by four-year-olds and everyone else. And 'you guys'.

OMG you guys are all so like grumpy.com

'myself/yourself' used incorrectly as in 'can I send this form to yourself and you can fill it in and send it to myself ... grr

and 'thanks for the heads up' and FYI

yy, myself and yourself.

Aaaaaargh.

Doubly annoying as the numpties that do it think they're being terribly refined!

Pro-active.

As opposed to pro-passive.

Or anti-active.

hubby!

misuse of "chronic"

"I've got a chronic headache today" - if its just started today IT'S NOT CHRONIC! it's ACUTE!

You're all just well jel.

Yuk, I feel wrong just typing that.

people who do the " " with their fingers. why you look an utter idiot

i also hate hubby, bubs, period, ballpart figure (have no idea what this means), touch base (really, er no thanks)

"You always think you're right"
Well yes, obviously, at least at the time, or I wouldn't have done/said it!

OP do you know me? I wrote this on my facebook in reply to a comment today.

Brilliant, another thread where I can share my absolute hatred of

Yum

or

Yummy

bleugh

I have an irrational hatred towards the phrase -
"The city is my playground"
I don't know why, but I absolutely hate it

I hate the phrase "vote with your feet". not sure why it bothers me, maybe my customer service years where i would have loved some of them to bugger off!!

Thelaineywayisessex, coincedence? yes, do i know you? No.
Ds had a friend over for tea Tuesday, she came to pick him up, we were chatting, thenn she dropped this into the convo

^^ she being his mother, sorry typos, on phone.

My bad.

Bad is not a noun! It's an adjective or adverb so something needs to come after it!

hubby
at the end of the day
sing from the same hymn sheet
cherry pick
ball park figure
touch base
come over to mine - (WTF)

Hate them all!

(Nearly) all of the above.
And then:
Whatevs
24/7

I know right?

Teenagers seem to be saying this a lot and my annoying neighbour who's old enough to know better

Chillax, I consider the use of that word as an open invitation to stab the the one verbalising it.