To think if you bring tzatziki and crue de te to a supper club...

[Rogerbacon]

..you are being a bit tight fisted on the old comestible front

We have a supper club once a month and this week one lady turned up with tzatziki and crue de te.
On entry she proudly announced she had "home made tzatziki and crue de te"

"ooooh crue de te" I said "that sounds exciting. Whats that"

bits of raw fu@@ing veg. I mean come off it you do not turn up to a supper club with that do you?
Put some effort into it woman. I made falafal and an aubergine dish from Rick stein (forget what its called but it has a funny smelly cheese and tomato sauce on it )

She won't be asked again if she doesn't buck her ideas up next month

Tres sorry :(

I find that chi bata drizzled with some o' Leo is a good accompaniment to chicken tschausur.

It lends a bit of jay nay say kwau.

I am crying at this thread and really annoying dh who hates it when I sit here sniggering to myself !

You could also have some ray eater at your curry night - just chuck some mint in the left over tzatziki

Irish pasta Tally O'Telly

Slugs with caravans: S. Car-Go

'Arry Co-Vair

Oooh I do like a bit of Oat Quiz-Een.

Oh and BTW roger, yes YABU

no need for Sarah! Just wish I'd thought of it!

I can't stop laughing at "crue de te"

Arfing like a maniac here. Am reminded of my favourite old customer when I was a Saturday girl at Littlewoods deli counter who would always ask for a slice of kwi-hhh. Bless her.

Am lying her ein bed stuffing my face in the pillow so my laughter doesn't wake the dc next to me, bloody hilarious thread! Cre de Te, Popper Doms....:o

Whore Durves anyone?

crue de te

fab

My friend called Te Deum Tedium. Seriously. In front of music buffs.

Or perhaps some Cross Teeny?

Balsa Mick dip too with the Cross teeny please

I can type tzatziki but I can only type crudite.

Accents.

Trills - have you not got an Eye-phone? You can do accents on that(I think)

Cross teeney! Priceless

My DH used to say seeyabattie (ciabatta), he tries to deny it now but goes red and turns away chuckling when reminded.

i thought everyone could spell crudites (imagine the accent) so I asked dp to check.
turns out i was wrong.

Oh and my DM still says sauvignon (gets that bit right!) blank :@
makes me huff and roll my eyes way too much!

An aunt of mine likes a nice bit of Chicken Kev. Can she bring him to the party?

tee hee, a friend of mine proncounces it Cud-Ites (to rhyme with luddite)

argh CRUD-Ites

Oh, and apparently, my DM like to put Basmatic Vinegar on her salad.