To think if you bring tzatziki and crue de te to a supper club...

[Rogerbacon]

..you are being a bit tight fisted on the old comestible front

We have a supper club once a month and this week one lady turned up with tzatziki and crue de te.
On entry she proudly announced she had "home made tzatziki and crue de te"

"ooooh crue de te" I said "that sounds exciting. Whats that"

bits of raw fu@@ing veg. I mean come off it you do not turn up to a supper club with that do you?
Put some effort into it woman. I made falafal and an aubergine dish from Rick stein (forget what its called but it has a funny smelly cheese and tomato sauce on it )

She won't be asked again if she doesn't buck her ideas up next month

I fancy some Chicken D'Piazza now

My next door neighbour calls it "quesh"... ryhmes with fresh!

Grilled "hallo may" cheese, anyone?

I worked with a guy that said wasp like clasp, caused much amusement in the office but I am very easily pleased. Also heard quiche pronounced as ker - chech - e

I'd love some green
Would you like some of my fwar grass to go with?

Or some Marche Potatoes

I want to join a supper club too. I shall bring biscuits and pombears.

Just read out Tethers' comment about Queen Victoria and lesbians to DH. He was only half-listening and thought the thread was to do with eating out

I reckon she is planning on bringing scotch eggs and sausage rolls next time.

you tell me Saggy

My mil makes a Nigel slater tzatziki that involves patting the cucumber dry with kitchen roll and takes about a week so YABU, but tell me more about your supper club

Or a bit of pie....

Pie Eller

Saggy

Is this the type of supper club where everybody puts their car keys in a bowl.....

Not on your nelly. I am the only man and not even I could give 12 women a good seeing too

Oof suddenly gone right orf me Pie Eller

we all know where you got your UN from Roger

I once got invited for crudities & dip. I was in my element. I swears like a trooper I does.

My nan used to like Black Forest Gat-ee-or.

My mum says hozpidall too OriginalJamie.

My MIL say beard-room instead of bedroom.

I'm chuckling at Pie Eller.

Are you in charge of bringing the chat knees to the curry night OP?

Adversecamber
I am not a single male. I organise the local NCT coffee group and monthley supper clubs

chat knees sound very nice. What are they?

Don't forget the rye eater!

crue de tes is really lame. Your supper club should have specified that you expected hot whores de oo vrays.

Whores ovaries?

yes, Sarah, something you can put on cocktail sticks

You know, those indian con de mints.