To think if you bring tzatziki and crue de te to a supper club...

[Rogerbacon]

..you are being a bit tight fisted on the old comestible front

We have a supper club once a month and this week one lady turned up with tzatziki and crue de te.
On entry she proudly announced she had "home made tzatziki and crue de te"

"ooooh crue de te" I said "that sounds exciting. Whats that"

bits of raw fu@@ing veg. I mean come off it you do not turn up to a supper club with that do you?
Put some effort into it woman. I made falafal and an aubergine dish from Rick stein (forget what its called but it has a funny smelly cheese and tomato sauce on it )

She won't be asked again if she doesn't buck her ideas up next month

tethers and Getorf

or a cafe olé

Hoo Mouse anybody?

Or a feelay min yon?

you know, I think you are BU as you are getting all snobby about her contribution, but you don't know what crudités are, so yer know......

Cock-O-Van

Ooh, supper club. I read stripper club for some reason

I love Tzatziki. Yum.

Stripper club. Naked lunch

Spotted dick

I had that once tangled! He was a builder

And yes, I'm laughing at my own jokes. Natch

Toad in the.. oh wait.

Umm..

Bra-tworst.

Beef borg in yon

google it, Katie

can't spell it

My DMum insists on saying Who Moose. I want to kill her find it irrationally annoying.

It's a cucumber and garlic yoghurty type dip Katie

Pete Tzar

I work with someone who pronounces EVERY SYLLABLE in vegetables - veg-it-ib-les. She also says plastic to rhyme with car sick.

I plan to murder her behind the photocopiers.

No sign of the op coming back to eat some Hum Bell Pie?

no, getorf, I'm laughing at yours!

For my contribution, I shall bring Nay Sam, in true MN style.

Pam Frites

Is it the same thing that gets delivered along with pack oh ra! from our local takeaway?

If so, yum.

my dm says 'waffles' as it's written, (not woffles), she looks at me like I'm mad when I have said it 'wrong'

My mum says geesh instead of Quiche why why WHY???