To think if you bring tzatziki and crue de te to a supper club...

[Rogerbacon]

..you are being a bit tight fisted on the old comestible front

We have a supper club once a month and this week one lady turned up with tzatziki and crue de te.
On entry she proudly announced she had "home made tzatziki and crue de te"

"ooooh crue de te" I said "that sounds exciting. Whats that"

bits of raw fu@@ing veg. I mean come off it you do not turn up to a supper club with that do you?
Put some effort into it woman. I made falafal and an aubergine dish from Rick stein (forget what its called but it has a funny smelly cheese and tomato sauce on it )

She won't be asked again if she doesn't buck her ideas up next month

Shame on you Curry

DIES at pack oh ra!

Thanks to all, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so much at this thread!!

My granny used to call quiche 'A nice bit of Kwitch'.

Ha ha Waaaffles. Very funny.

Fiendish/maypole my mum says "Ford Kay Ay" instead of KA, thus totally missing the point

Berf Berg ing yong

ooh, I have another! DMIL says 'heenz', as in 'heenz beans'. Drives me potty.

My mum also say "hospidall" not hospital

LOADS of bastards say ford Kay Ay.

kay ay is quite commen, as is 'quickie' for quiche.
SIL once served us soup from her new 'soup latrine'
I'm not making this up!

EverythingInMjiniature Yes, people do weave make their own yogurt, I believe. Not that I ever have or ever will.

I agree that 'shop bought' was an unnecessary addition. I just had a very vivid image of myself someone slopping some Yeo Valley over some cucumber cubes. Hardly supper club stuff is it? Er, not that I would know, come to think of it.

getorf

I am from Essex and say "jewel-er-ie" (jewellery) and "the-ET-er" (theatre).

Are these two facts linked?

We had a "Pudding Party" full of yummy deserts ...............
.. and the 99p Asda cheesecake which someone brought to defrost on the side.

getorf

yes she IS bastard. She will NOT be told. She uses her defence that her friend (also a bastard) says Kay Ay

jamie do you say ON-velope or EN-velope?

Judgement awaits

Goodness....

A supper club, nice get together, bring pot luck etc.

But no, still one-upmanship. How sad.

Glad I'm not in it.

did anyone see "Berf berg ing yong?"

I thought that was rather good

Can-apes as someone in all seriousness called them the other day. I had to leave the actual party as fits of laughter were not controllable however hard I tried.

OJ, what about 'hospikkle' a la Frank Gallagher? Vair common too.
, I spelled common wrong above, shoot me now.

get - EN

I'd love some Pete Tzar

MIL says sa-lid (in very slow mo') instead of salad. Fork off

Can-apes! Brilliant!

ROFL

Is this the type of supper club where everybody puts their car keys in a bowl.....

I want a supper club. I might start one. It will be ultra competitive and there will be fisticuffs before the evening ends. Women will be weeping into their Pinot Grigio as the taramasalata congeals. CAN'T WAIT.