To not believe a single bloody thread on here any more?

[Hullygully]

Or am I just too old

Beertricks - You keep a spreadsheet!!

Ah. Vauxhall. The MI6 lot indeed.

Glad I've found this thread, after reading at least three threads which made me do this . Loved the poo troll tho -- what an imagination. made me go back to the poo cube in classics for a laugh.

I don't find the poo troll at all funny. I don't like the thought of a man at the end of a keyboard wan to what mns are posting. Yeeuch!

My DS really is pooing 6 times a day, maybe I haven't had any replies because no one believes me

Oh dear I replied before I read the whole thread, I'm now posting about poo following on from a discussion about poo trolls. I'm not a poo troll honest

Hully you are very probably right. They need to relieve the stress of looking after the country somehow. Some people go jogging. Some sit in bags.

Beer is your map in colour?

BeerTricks - made note to myself..after doing maintenance wash go to library to request a Fairytale Map and buy materials for home made stickers. Maybe I could get the dcs to do it as an "ART" project

Is that true BeerTricks??

I don't know beertricks [tuts emoticon] I totally see Hully's point! Trolls everywhere. You started off so believable as well...sucked me in...and then the exagerations just became too much!

I won't report...you this time [watching you emoticon]

I wish that I could tell when people are lying. Even though I am older than a lot of people on this site, I feel like I've led a very sheltered life and haven't really lived when I read some of the stuff that people claim to have been through.

That was all true.

Is Hong Kong on your map BeerTricks and are there any trolls there?

Don't worry... does stage whisper - I lied as well - I have really reported Beertricks.

Love the photo
But mumsnet is adding to my workload. Maintenance washes, veet down the plug holes... and now I have to keep a speadsheet for trolls as well ffs!

Blatant Troll Threads: The threads asking, 'AIBU to think the word / phrase @&!!#% is not offensive', concerning any racist or disablist word / phrase that is very clearly offensive & / or outdated.. Poo-Stirrer Trolls!

What is a 'maintenance wash'??

Oh I don't think I have actually read yet about the poo-stirrer?? Sounds yeeucch. What does s/he use to stir the poo? Should I have asked!