To not believe a single bloody thread on here any more?

[Hullygully]

Or am I just too old

YANBU - there are some cracking ones at the moment......

You can't be too old, you're younger than me.... I'm not old....

Missed the zebrugge one!

I am in love with a dead man's daughter who is also dead and won't let me have sex with this biscuit.

Are we under invasion again?

Veronica! Naughty

ooooo, I am disbelieving at the mo too.

lots of fuck off

I wear tarty hotpants for dead old men to frot over and show the door to mysterious daughters while sending my children to live with their gps because you know

I am pregnant, overdue, uncomfortable, bored and grumpy. It is taking an enormous amount of willpower not to stamp around Mumsnet shouting "YEAH FUCKING RIGHT YOU BIG ENORMOUS LIAR!" at everyone these last few days.

Umm... can I have a medal?

The new Philly choc spread IS nice, I swear!

I am ignoring lots of threads at the moment. Although it does mean there are a lot less to read and post on

I know, Lesley. Even worse, I only confessed because I want to be told off. It's a spiral of depravity.

Do it Boob.
I missed the Belgian sea port one despite knowing the name and having PMs from other people about it.

valium - I think you are a liar! Philly and chocolate - pffff

Just do it silentboob.

MN is full of bollocky crap atm.

STOP WATCHING 10 O'CLOCK LIVE!

Its made you paranoid.

What kind of sick fuck made it up? Well as last night proved MN makes for great comedy...

I love Charlie Brooker.

Yeah right - Whatever.

Mind you. If I posted a load of my RL stuff on MN, I'm sure I'd get scream at for trolling when telling the truth. There's nothing stranger than RL.

I know it must be full of rubbish because I have taken to reading the news when dd2 wakes me up at 3am instead of MNing.

It's like the green room at Jeremy Kyle at the minute round here...

Veronica - I'm not sure I should encourage you by telling you off

You're lying Hully, I don't believe you're wearing hot pants. I want pictures!

Anyway I am too busy crafting my next thread about my turbulent life.

Something along the lines of AIBU to object to my neighbour doing his hoovering in the nude? And a few posts along when people have said to mind my own business as it is in his own house I will drop in - but he has a daffodil sticking out his bum the whole time!

And its all true....honest

I posted some truth this morning, but it's been ignored for being boring.

lesley

The Zebrugge one was a fair few months ago now.

Basically it read like a bad Victorian melodrama, something Dickens forgot to write.

A woman claiming that a wicked Aunt and Uncle had robbed her of her home, after her adopted parents had died in the Ferry disaster. She then managed to recover her home after her wicked Uncle and Aunt's solicitor admitted their guilt and they fled to France (claiming memory loss). All this - from the OP getting the first inkling that she might have been robbed to recovering the property and moving in - took place in a few weeks. When in reality it would have taken years.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/adoptions/1113419-All-a-bit-complicated/AllOnOnePage

Be warned it takes a strong constitution to wade through it all.

You can believe this one :o