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Angelina Jolie's Oscar's Leg.

363 replies

BupcakesandCunting · 27/02/2012 11:02

That's right; a thread being vile about a WOMAN

WTF was that all about? For anyone who hasn't seen

Why was she standing with her leg about 5ft away from the rest of her body? She looked awkward and weird and her leg looked like a chicken leg whereas mine are wonderful, obviously.

AIBU to think that Angelina's Oscar Leg was a bit ridiculous?

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Clytaemnestra · 27/02/2012 13:03

Giuliana Rancic has just recovered from cancer and a double masectomy plus reconstructive surgery, so probably should be excused looking a little peaky.

BupcakesandCunting · 27/02/2012 13:03

I agree, Posie. Brad is the shit of the piece, not Angelina. I will NEVER forgive him for what he did to Jen. NEVER.

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NowThenWreck · 27/02/2012 13:04

Angelina Jolie frightens me.She really does.
She is like a re-animation of someone who has been dead a long time.
One day she will unhinge her jaw and just swallow Brad Pitt's mother whole, after which she will dab her inflatable lips delicately with a lace hanky, and her eyes will momentarily glow amber.

Sockspence · 27/02/2012 13:06

Cameron Diaz appears to have been dressed by Per Una Speziale.

BupcakesandCunting · 27/02/2012 13:06

NowThenWreck Grin

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MinnieBar · 27/02/2012 13:06

Katie Holmes's dress looks inches away from her body in that second pic. Me no likee.

squeaver · 27/02/2012 13:07

Probably should have done that myself, Clytae, before I got on my high horse.

Saltire · 27/02/2012 13:10

Katie holmes looks like a 14 year old lassie at a school disco, And Steve Tyler looks like her granny!
Grin

PosiePumblechook · 27/02/2012 13:11

Yes....Blush she does have a good excuse for looking peaky.... I had no idea.

Sockspence · 27/02/2012 13:12

I am developing a socking great girlcrush on Michelle Williams. Wonder if I could get away with that barnet? I suspect I'd look like the chubby boy in year 7..

noddyholder · 27/02/2012 13:13

I think angelina is stunning but Brad looks like a farm hand with half a brain he should be chewing straw and wearing dungarees What do women see in him???

NormanTebbit · 27/02/2012 13:13

I would love a Per Una Speziale themed Oscars Grin

NormanTebbit · 27/02/2012 13:15

Chewing straw and wearing dungarees does it for a lot of women...

FreudianSlipper · 27/02/2012 13:24

i agree i think it is unfair that angelina is bitched about when it is brad that cheated but it is the other women that always gets the blame

jen is so dull and boring i dout she had to work at tempting him away (and from what i have heard she was not the first)

miow miow miow

NowThenWreck · 27/02/2012 13:25

Mmm. Dungarees. Norman, you seem to have an alarming insight into all of my fetishes..

Ouchywawa · 27/02/2012 13:31

There is a clip here of the award recipients paying "tribute" to Angelina's pose. And what was with her "Good Evening...mwahahaha"?! Odd.

giveitago · 27/02/2012 13:39

Gonna be a bitch here and say that aj is the picture of underweight beauty that so many people aspire to. I'm sure she's a great lady but I just don't get her - neither do I get any of these stars as I don't watch enough tv or films.

But she clearly wanted to show of that leg and so good on her.

Psammead · 27/02/2012 13:51

I think Angelina looked nice...

J-Lo, though - what was she thinking?

BupcakesandCunting · 27/02/2012 13:53

I've never understood the Brad Pitt sttraction. He looks like he would smell faintly of stale piss.

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PosiePumblechook · 27/02/2012 14:00

I have only given Brad a second glance during the fight scene in Snatch And in his pants when the caravan burns....

noddyholder · 27/02/2012 14:01

brad

NowThenWreck · 27/02/2012 14:03

I've heard that about him Bupcakes. Grin

BupcakesandCunting · 27/02/2012 14:04

Oh I've JUST worked out, after all these years of thinking that Brad Pitt looks like he smells of stale piss, why I think he smells of stale piss.

He looks JUST like Wayne Hadjiouani from my year in primary school. Who always smelled faintly of stale piss.

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TobyLerone · 27/02/2012 14:06

Brad was delish in Fight Club.

And I like him and Ange together. Bollocks to Jennifer Aniston.

giveitago · 27/02/2012 14:08

Jo- looked female.

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